How does one stop DSP? - Internet villain gets god mode

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As many have already said the answer is patience and time. That isn't a popular answer in this day and age, especially on the internet, but it is the answer. Phil started near the top and the past 10 years have brought us here. A man with ~1,000 fans, being generous, and if you believe what he says about to make a series of terrible financial descisions which is a common theme of Phil's 10 year legacy.

Who knows maybe he'll get some bug up his ass and decide he needs to move again for no reason and suddenly he has 3 condo's he has to take care of. It isn't likely, but Phil is impulsive and entitled and if he decides he wants something he'll do it consequences be damned.
 
i don't think a dsp boycott would work because dsp is a habitual liar, he'll just make up a pity story about how them tractors are harassing a fan behind the scenes and since we're on vacation likely won't hear or see it
 
Serious submission: give him exposure. Let some major news station do a quick story (3-6 min.) on him. Just imagine it. The emphasis should be on showing the folks at home how streamers beg for tips and the types of disableds that pony up. It would not only give twitch a shitton of bad press (which it deserves IMO) it would effectively make a lot of parents take a closer look at their credit card statements to see what their kids are spending money on. I would guess most Americans/adults in general severely disapprove of streaming, since it's fundamentally modern e-begging/panhandling. But few know how deep the rabbit hole goes with these parasites.

Imagine it:
Reporter: 'Tonight on 60 minutes, we're taking a look at the e-streaming phenomenon. We're talking to some of the people that donate money to e-streamers such as Dee Ess Pee and Pew Dye? Dee pie. Young man, how much money have you given to Darksydephil?'

Some sped: 'About $740 since last October.'

Reporter: 'Now is this your own personal hard-earned money?'

Sped: 'No, I'm actually on disability. Plus my parents send me money and they don't care how I use it.'

Reporter: 'Do you personally get anything out of this?'

Sped: 'He tells me he really, really appreciates it.'

Reporter: 'This is just one of the countless people that have donated to these e-streamers. One viewer of DSP spoke to us on the condition of anonymity and confessed to having donated several thousand dollars in the span of 8 months despite being legally super blind. Reports indicate that Phil made upwards of $100,000 last year alone, just by sitting on the couch, playing video games, and constantly asking his viewers for money. Some of which, may be coming out of your own taxes, as is the case with dsprocks1488. Phil, sadly, is just one example of the legion of e-streamers on platforms such as twitch, who make a very comfortable living, doing absolutely nothing of value to society. Phil has two houses, two cars, recently went on a vacation to get married, all of it on his viewers' dimes - or, potentially, yours.

Reporter: 'We also are getting reports that streamer DSP once jacked off on camera and uses save states on children's games.'
 
Not sure why this has this own thread... It's been stated many times that Phil is his own biggest detractor. He's a failure, through and through.

A life of seclusion where his business model consists of literally begging for donations while he consumes the content created by other people more talented than him.

He's headed for bankruptcy and just signed himself up to a very shaky relationship with a chick that cheated on her last boyfriend with some sperg from across the country.

He's going to burn himself down and very clearly said it himself that he doesn't see himself streaming on YT until the age of 50.

Just be patient and watch the shitshow.
 
Dick Pooman said:
It all depends on the odds of him saying "nigger" one of these days and someone being around to hear him say it.
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He was banned at one point due to a "Lost episode" by what I mean it was his adventures on blipTV and Dead space 2 demo.
 
MoonRocker said:
He's going to burn himself down and very clearly said it himself that he doesn't see himself streaming on YT until the age of 50.

Just be patient and watch the shitshow.
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Dood is 37 now, and I don't see him streaming at 40 if he keeps fucking around with the IRS.
 
You can't hurt Phil on the physical plane, everything will slide off him like teflon; you have to attack him on the spiritual. That being said, you need to hurt him internally, his soul, or what's left of it. You need to make him realize he's a failure, and the only way to do that is to divorce the Kat. You can see what happened to him when Leanna left; while he treated her like shit, you can tell that part of him died that day. When watching the way he treats Khet, you can tell his heart really isn't in it. Despite knowing he lost Leanna, there's no sense of trying to better himself to keep Khet around. He's just as slovenly (if not more so) than he was before; and watching him sperg out on the last few MLB "chill" streams, he's probably drinking and his admitted other shit behind the scenes. Even though he doesn't treat her well, being a grownup with a real life full-time live-in soul-maide makes him feel right; she's the only thing keeping his charade together. You take the Kat away, you're gonna take whatever Leanna left behind, and then you killed the beast.
 
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JamFlowMan said:
As many have already said the answer is patience and time. That isn't a popular answer in this day and age, especially on the internet, but it is the answer. Phil started near the top and the past 10 years have brought us here. A man with ~1,000 fans, being generous, and if you believe what he says about to make a series of terrible financial descisions which is a common theme of Phil's 10 year legacy.

Who knows maybe he'll get some bug up his ass and decide he needs to move again for no reason and suddenly he has 3 condo's he has to take care of. It isn't likely, but Phil is impulsive and entitled and if he decides he wants something he'll do it consequences be damned.
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I agree. Sadly, he has a system worked out, and as long as he can keep it going, he will. He has no shame and will not develop any.

Phil is America. Well, 50% of America.
 
one asks how we stop him but what you should ask is WHY stop him, has phils tard cum not given you moments of joy? has laughing at the paypigs not been worth the little time we give it.
sure phil doesn't deserve a lick of what he's got, and deserves every ounce of karma he will inevitably receive from his years of scams of frauds.
but history tells us regardless of efforts none of this will change him nor stop him.
so lets just go for the ride, sit back, relax, poke fun, and rage at this fat tard.
 
Shambler said:
one asks how we stop him but what you should ask is WHY stop him, has phils tard cum not given you moments of joy? has laughing at the paypigs not been worth the little time we give it.
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No, I'm just a masochist who has to find something to get angry at to stay ground based and critical against the occasional idiocy of mankind, not deliberate but in retrospective. Laughing at Phil was valid years ago when we pointed at this yelling ignorant loser who played games on a sublevel and thought he was a gift to human society.
Nothing of that changed but the way he delivers his toxicity shifted drastically, his whole marketing consists of a combination of lazyness, inflicting pain to a broad spectrum and being a pulsating tumor on the ass of gaming and the wallets of the dumb.

Aside from the occasional hilarious creations by detractors there is nothing to enjoy these days. I fail to see the entertainment, but I can't let go cuz I'm addicted to this howling pain train with destination unknown. But I want to see where and how it ends, the only reason I stick to this whole desaster and everything attached which Phil created.
 
the khat quaffer said:
Serious submission: give him exposure. Let some major news station do a quick story (3-6 min.) on him. Just imagine it. The emphasis should be on showing the folks at home how streamers beg for tips and the types of disableds that pony up. It would not only give twitch a shitton of bad press (which it deserves IMO) it would effectively make a lot of parents take a closer look at their credit card statements to see what their kids are spending money on. I would guess most Americans/adults in general severely disapprove of streaming, since it's fundamentally modern e-begging/panhandling. But few know how deep the rabbit hole goes with these parasites.
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Awareness is really needed in streaming and e-begging. Not just for parasites like Phil, but also with e-thots in general. This is what I think will eventually doom Phil, as no companies will want to deal with his excessive begging and scamming.
 
the khat quaffer said:
Serious submission: give him exposure. Let some major news station do a quick story (3-6 min.) on him. Just imagine it. The emphasis should be on showing the folks at home how streamers beg for tips and the types of disableds that pony up. It would not only give twitch a shitton of bad press (which it deserves IMO) it would effectively make a lot of parents take a closer look at their credit card statements to see what their kids are spending money on. I would guess most Americans/adults in general severely disapprove of streaming, since it's fundamentally modern e-begging/panhandling. But few know how deep the rabbit hole goes with these parasites.
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becoming more famous would fuck up phil to a degree never seen before
every little mistake, every toxic rant, every slip will be seen by more than just the detractor-sphere
he'd either be a bigger laughing stock

OR

he would force himself into fake shill mode forever
and hate himself even more
every work day, he'd have to smile and "whoops, my fault" the games and "nice game" the people he play online. he'd have to put up with other people talking. he'd have to stop begging. he'd have to cut prestreams to a reasonable level, stop with the horrid ego-boosting music. he'd stop instantly clocking out when time is up.
all the while it eats him inside
he'd probably end up going through a bottle of gin PER NIGHT if he ended up like that.
 
Like most I'm not taking the question all too seriously but I recently caught wind of a by-product of the era we're living in. It's a feature that's been branded by some internet service providers as "pause the internet". More than anything it's obviously a soft touch admission that peoples fixations on using their devices even around the table at meal times has got to a point where the family has to "pause the internet" in order to force them back into the real world and communicate with one another using their mouthes instead of their thumbs.

Consider the possibility of this feature fucking up for Phil and locking him out of his rote and exhausted Being Shit at Games as a Service™ streaming and youtube uploading scenario for an extended period of time. A dude who's unquestionably addicted to living the "better" part of his entire life online. Consider him suddenly sitting there with 10+ hours a day of static silence and as he waits for wifey to get home and cook numnums. Short of being a fully diagnosed sociopath our boy Phil doesn't have to dwell on the past because he fills the days with his mindless busywork and if you suddenly remove the ability to keep contributing to the legacy from the equation, I think you have the full blunt force trauma of his empty life ready to meet him halfway and demonstrate a real mental breakdown. This guy has been addicted to getting attention by flapping his gums going on 20 years.. if that ends he's flaming burnt sliders that'll set the house on fire and he won't know it because he doesn't even use smoke detectors. Twitter on his phone would not be enough to sustain him.

I had a weird dream the other night. Mercifully I never really dream about DSP but this time I did.. in the dream his right arm fell off and he complained about it but kept streaming. So losing limbs probably won't stop him. Going by the absolute state of him though when Leanna left him I'm reasonably sure if Katherine bailed, it wouldn't deliver a fatal blow but I really believe it would pierce the faustian armor bestowed upon him by the almighty twitch. He became (even more) bloated and dishevelled and by his own admission was drinking himself into oblivion night after night when the original mahgurl left. This is actually all pretty normal behavior after a serious breakup but in the fragile egocell of Phil Burnell, rejection is what he dishes out daily with LIMBs he's not supposed be the one on the receiving end of it and genuinely can't handle it.

The scampering to attract another housepet with an animal name after PandaLee was the mark of a guy pushing mid 30's, who knowingly losing his hair, his house and his sanity, required a replacement and even if he did lose a wife he'd be on it within a month trying to acquire another before that bald spot gets anymore obvious. It's all burning down slowly around him and he knows it.. that's why he got married fullstop imo. Crucially though he'd also lose a handy crutch that props up his raison d'etre (save the haus) and need to work the scam muscles even harder.. his body may no longer be jacked but his con core is ripped tight and reaching its limit.

Posted (mostly) in jest because we all know this guy will probably croak live on air during a David Cage joint about self-aware Canadian transhuman kitchen utensils in 2032.
 
You can't stop him. Phil will stop himself, that's the only way it'll end.

A lot of people on the Farms and elsewhere within the detractor ecosystem truly believe that Phil is a 4D-chessing mastermind who has a grand plan to scam people to enable an untenable lifestyle as long as he can.

Phil operates on ideology. In his head, he is owed the success that comes with putting in the "hard work" as he says it. He is owed the fruits emanating from the difficult laborious conditions of sitting in front of a TV and mass-uploading videos on YT on a daily basis. He is owed the modicum of success that comes with the consistency that he puts in day-in, day-out. He is owed financial relief for the difficulties he experiences "behind the scenes" because we, the consumer, are privileged to consume the amazing commentary and observations he relays to us throughout his gameplays. The way he sees it, he's an integral part of the Twitch/ YT platforms and considers himself as a sub-contractor of said platforms.

He doesn't lie about any of this. In his head, he has built a business and a subsequent business model. He's an entrepreneur. He is owed compensation for the "work" that he puts in. He's made that very clear many times.

Just like it becomes extremely difficult to stop someone who straps explosives around their chest to detonate in a building somewhere to prove a political point, it's also nigh impossible to stop someone who ideologically believes he is a hard worker who is owed for the effort he puts in. Ideology is the most difficult constant to break down and change often happens with the inner-self; it's very rare someone changes based on external factors or due to someone else's ideology. Despite the mountain of evidence and reasoning that has been provided to Phil over the years, he's made it clear he'll never listen. He can't. The decade of lying to yourself changes the way you think and perceive yourself. To Phil, he's doing the best he can with what he's been given. I'm sure he looks as if he's had it really tough because of people like us "fucking with his business."

All of this is subjective of course. To most normal people. Phil's lifestyle is an absolute fucking joke. The guy literally captures video-game content, re-uploads it on YT, and reaps the benefits. He'll never quit this lifestyle until his lifestyle stops supporting him.
 
To stop DSP you need to stop giving that fat fuck attention. We are all part of the problem.
 
Nice User said:
To stop DSP you need to stop giving that fat fuck attention. We are all part of the problem.
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I'm honestly surprised the amount of people attached to Phil for the lolcow value hasn't decreased like when the SoK vanished.

I haven't posted here in a while and i think the only thing Phil related i've seen in a month is a video recommendation of the MLB "meltdown" which is just modern Phil being modern Phil. Like even as a lolcow he is running on fumes.

My only DSP related content nowadays is one day stumble across a video of his Twitch channel shutting down or failing to an hero, he has become too boring to follow.
 
I think he's stacking the deck against himself.

I live on the principle that, yeah, I'm a cunt. But I try to balance it out by charitable things. I follow some people I like to watch on Patreon, donate to charities, fix up old outdoor power equipment and give it to Habitat for Humanity - that kind of thing.
So when bad shit hits me, it hopefully doesn't last long. The weirdest positive shit has happened to me and I attribute it to that.

Dave doesn't do anything that isn't about or for Dave. No charities, no donations, no helping his fellow man. Hell, I bet if the person in front of him in line at a store was a dollar short, he'd just bitch about how long this is taking.

So when he falls, I think it'll be a huge implosion. That's why I watch. That's what I'm waiting for.
 
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