How fat is Chris?

[applecat]

Dearest weens, with but one day left for these forums, I must ask the most important question of all. I have been afraid of the truth but I cannot run away from it any longer. After I find out the answer, I shall retire to the mountaintops to meditate upon it for the rest of my days. Farewell, weens, and remember me as the prettiest.

 

[Mauvman Shuffleboard]

Almost as much as he is gay.

 

[José Mourinho]

Fat enough to break the world.

 

[Mourning Dove]

He weighs as much as all the shit he shits in his briefs.

 

[Dollars2010]

 

[Yukon Cornelius]

He weighs about as much as one Ian Brandon Something

 

[Iä! Iä!]

He's not fat, he is STRONG! Except his sphincter.

 

[CatParty]

Chris is fat and pixyteri would not have sex with him

 

[sparklemilhouse]

I'd say 210-ish. I'd say 170 when he first started being trolled.

 

[JULAY]

<-------- Not as fat as Chris

 

[FifthColumn]

Just a healthy growing boy, (from side to side)

 

[Henry Bemis]

So fat he wears a red T-shirt and kids call him the Kool-Aid man.
So fat he jumped in the air and got stuck.
So fat he went in the ocean and Spain claimed him for the New World.
So fat he's on both sides of the family.
So fat you have to take two trains and a bus to get on his good side.

And so on.

 

[milkshark]

 

[Night Terror]

chris has a buddha belly and exaggerated manboobs

 

[Holdek]

chris has a buddha belly and exaggerated manboobs

wowthat's anti-Asian, thin privileged, and patriarchal all at once. You could give Stephen Colbert a run for his money. #banndarky

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Chris is so fat, when he walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

 

[FifthColumn]

He must have a very high metabolism.
Given how he only eats junk food and never exercises, Im surprised he isnt all that close to being 300 pounds!

 

[CatParty]

He must have a very high metabolism.
Given how he only eats junk food and never exercises, Im surprised he isnt all that close to being 300 pounds!

he is 300 lbs

at least

 

[The Fair Lady]

He'd get stuck if he jumped.

 

[Mourning Dove]

Chris is so fat that he's the big spoon to