How fat is Chris?

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How fat is Chris?

  • A grand number of pounds

    Votes: 21 30.4%

  • Fatty Fatty Boom-ba-latty

    Votes: 8 11.6%

  • I like CAKES! CAKES! DONUTS!

    Votes: 7 10.1%

  • Bent scale (because he stood on it)

    Votes: 1 1.4%

  • Pixytomgirl

    Votes: 6 8.7%

  • Snorlax after a buffet

    Votes: 1 1.4%

  • Too heavy to shoplift

    Votes: 11 15.9%

  • Numbers of Pounds of Heavy, Fat Beef

    Votes: 3 4.3%

  • I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD (by sitting on you)

    Votes: 11 15.9%
  • Total voters
    69
  • Poll closed .
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He's so fat, NASA has designated him as a planetoid.
 
Chris is so fat that he's at an increased risk for Type II Diabetes and heart disease.
Chris is so fat that he often gets winded doing less strenuous activities like walking or lifting heavy objects.
Chris is so fat that he has to take the elevator instead of the stairs.
Chris is so fat that he often feels self conscious when out buying new clothes.
Chris is so fat that whenever he drives his vehicle, it gets poorer fuel economy from having to use more energy to go the same speed as a car with a person of normal weight driving.
 
He's more fat than man(child) at this point...
 
If you mean fat like in the 80's "Bad" or "Rad"... not at all. Green shitgoblin out!
 
trueandhonestfan said:
Chris is fatter than a JERKIEF. "My plastic medal was delicious!"
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You mean " My CRAYOLA FUCKING MODEL MAGIC medallion was delicious!"
I dunno, but the last picture we saw of him made it look as if he had lost at least some weight, but not so much that he's unrecognizable. He still looks like he's pretty fat, and all of those McNuggets and sweet teas probably aren't doing him any favors. It's only a matter of time before he experiences high blood pressure again if he hasn't already.
 
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