How fat is Chris?

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How fat is Chris?

  • A grand number of pounds

    Votes: 21 30.4%

  • Fatty Fatty Boom-ba-latty

    Votes: 8 11.6%

  • I like CAKES! CAKES! DONUTS!

    Votes: 7 10.1%

  • Bent scale (because he stood on it)

    Votes: 1 1.4%

  • Pixytomgirl

    Votes: 6 8.7%

  • Snorlax after a buffet

    Votes: 1 1.4%

  • Too heavy to shoplift

    Votes: 11 15.9%

  • Numbers of Pounds of Heavy, Fat Beef

    Votes: 3 4.3%

  • I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD (by sitting on you)

    Votes: 11 15.9%
  • Total voters
    69
  • Poll closed .
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I have it on good authority that the reason their house burned down was because Chris was wearing corduroys that night. It was a friction fire, not the Keurig. That's how fat Chris is.:alog:

But seriously, I'd guess he's up to 260 by now, maybe more.
 
sparklemilhouse said:
He's about as fat as I am. I'm pretty fat.
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I am, too, so I really can't talk. But here's the thing---I'm actually 5'0" & 290 lbs., & I don't have the sagging triple chin he's got going on. So he may weigh less than we think, but only because his body's all mush.
 
If he took some diuretics, he'd begin losing weight due to all the water retention he probably has in his body.
 
Chris can't be fat, he's totally strong with being able to lift a 12 pack of Pepsi on only one hand. That's like a workout for a month
 
I would say around 250-260,

He needs to move a few more dog houses and turn the fat into muscle!
 
As fat as ADF is insensitive and inconsistent.
As fat as Gloria Tesch will surely end up the trophy wife of a closeted Florida politician.
As fat as furries' misunderstanding of "guilt by association."

And so on.
 
I don't think he weighs as much as people think. He's no Vince Wilfork (325 pounds / 147 Kg for you non football fans)
Muscle is much denser that fat, and I doubt Chris has much muscle mass. If he went to one of those "guess your weight" carny things, they'd overshoot by probably 30 pounds.
I'd put him at about 205.
 
Pikonic said:
I don't think he weighs as much as people think. He's no Vince Wilfork (325 pounds / 147 Kg for you non football fans)
Muscle is much denser that fat, and I doubt Chris has much muscle mass. If he went to one of those "guess your weight" carny things, they'd overshoot by probably 30 pounds.
I'd put him at about 205.
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Less Vince Wilfork more William Perry
 
chris so fat when he gets on the scale it says to be continued
 
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