How fat is Chris?

[Linako 2.0]

Chris is so fat, that when he walked past my Tv, I missed out the entire LOTR extended Triology

 

[JP 307]

So fat that every time he turns around, it's his birthday

 

[Chikinballs]

in all honesty, i think his hormones are all fucked up. i have never seen even the fattest of asses be so heavily moobed. his build looks a little downsy.

he is fat, but not hopelessly fat. however, i think he would have to have a moobectomy no matter how much weight he lost.

 

[hopietan]

He's so fat, I'd tell him to roll over and die.

He can't even roll over though.

 

[Marvin]

in all honesty, i think his hormones are all fucked up. i have never seen even the fattest of asses be so heavily moobed. his build looks a little downsy.

he is fat, but not hopelessly fat. however, i think he would have to have a moobectomy no matter how much weight he lost.

Nah. I mean, the big reasons we even talk about his tits in the first place is because he brings attention to them. And also because it's funny. Otherwise, it doesn't look like anything other than just him being a fatass.

Hell, for the longest time, I always thought that gynecomastia was nothing more than just fat guys, because I've never seen any serious examples of it. But then... the internet. You want serious gynecomastia? Just google it.

Chris' tits aren't really that serious. If he lost the weight () he'd probably be fine.

 

[Chikinballs]

I dunno, man. They look weird as hell. True, they dont sag like true gynecomastia which is one reason i shied away from the word, but even his ass comes all up high. He is built like a fat chick.

I am open to the idea that i have simply never seen someone who has never developed muscle tissue in their life as a possible explanation. Either way, the result is the same.

True and honest question, how tall is he? If he is average...like 5 10, imma guess well over 200 lbs. probably 230 at least.

Weight is hard to calculate from looks sometimes. I bet he is above 40 percent body fat. Maybe upwards of 50 or more. What do you guys think?

 

[Marvin]

I dunno, man. They look weird as hell. True, they dont sag like true gynecomastia which is one reason i shied away from the word, but even his ass comes all up high. He is built like a fat chick.

I am open to the idea that i have simply never seen someone who has never developed muscle tissue in their life as a possible explanation. Either way, the result is the same.

I'm not an expert on manboobs, but just to me, it just seems like they don't... protrude as much as the more dramatic cases of manboobs. It's like his sagging gut, just on his chest. Now, when his jiggly body starts getting super saggy, yeah, he'll have extra skin to be removed, but I don't think we're there yet. Fatty still could (and obviously won't) save his body.

 

[Chikinballs]

I'm not an expert on manboobs, but just to me, it just seems like they don't... protrude as much as the more dramatic cases of manboobs. It's like his sagging gut, just on his chest. Now, when his jiggly body starts getting super saggy, yeah, he'll have extra skin to be removed, but I don't think we're there yet. Fatty still could (and obviously won't) save his body.

The fact that they start at his shoulder and point straight out is what made me say the original comment. Something simply isnt right. I used to be pretty heavy, and i have a lot of fat friends. His moobs are something beyond just lardassity i think. His whole build is just bizarre.

 

[timtommy]

Nah. I mean, the big reasons we even talk about his tits in the first place is because he brings attention to them. And also because it's funny. Otherwise, it doesn't look like anything other than just him being a fatass.

Hell, for the longest time, I always thought that gynecomastia was nothing more than just fat guys, because I've never seen any serious examples of it. But then... the internet. You want serious gynecomastia? Just google it.

Chris' tits aren't really that serious. If he lost the weight () he'd probably be fine.

The guy I met with most pronounced breasts was super-skinny. Which is what made them really noticeable. There is a difference between a large guy with extra weight everywhere and having that weight disproportionately in the breasts. I think Chris extra weight is a little biased towards the breasts, but not to a ridiculous degree.

 

[Sexual Stallone]

Chris is 40% fat, 40% retarded, 20% ugly and 100% GAY!

 

[sethrutgers22]

So fat, other autists say "damn", if he had a fancy rug, he would trade it for a ham