Orbiter How I entered the Amberland universe... the backstory

[DelicateMageflower]

Like I said, if she were smart she'd spin it into a victim narrative. Problem is, she's nearly 600 elbees and has health and mobility problems, as well as pets and a massive hoard. Oh, and that she really doesn't have anywhere to go. She can't just up and leave, and the boys wouldn't allow Becky to be kicked out, so she's pretty well stuck.

ETA that she also can't drive, so that also limits her.

 

[Whatthefuck]

There is a reason her husband is the beneficiary of the GFM and not Norma. Norma is trying to hide any assets from social services. Straight up. No other reason exists for her to not be the public beneficiary.



Amber knows what Becky tells her. She listened to Becky blubbering about cancer and inadequate insurance (lol) and because Amber is an incurious idiot, she believes anything Becky says. I am seriously starting to reconsider just who the brains in this operation is. We always knew Becky was in it for the $$$, but it's becoming abundantly clear that Becky literally targeted Amber while keeping her options open the whole time in the beginning.

Absolutely. Let’s not forget that while Becks is a stunning piece of ignorance and lack of intelligence, Hamber is as as dumb or dumber. Folk confuse the ability to manipulate with intelligence. Anyone with children can tell otherwise. It’s an almost base, primal, lizard brain instinct to try to weasel things around to get what you want. It’s whether or not those you’re targeting are smart enough to see through it.

Wouldn’t it be great to see Hamber getting manipulated the same way she attempts to manipulate everyone and everything else? Dusty threw her for a goddamned loop with her sneaky, Chad-like ways. Imagine losing no her money or at least a good chunk of it to these hicks? I’m on board for that saga.

It won’t happen, I think I’m just drunk from the delicious fermented tea that we’ve been gifted.

 

[gay cowboy]

Amber knows what Becky tells her. She listened to Becky blubbering about cancer and inadequate insurance (lol) and because Amber is an incurious idiot, she believes anything Becky says. I am seriously starting to reconsider just who the brains in this operation is. We always knew Becky was in it for the $$$, but it's becoming abundantly clear that Becky literally targeted Amber while keeping her options open the whole time in the beginning.

See I always had Becky flagged as the unassuming idiot and Amber as the manipulative cunt.

I agree, I never understood all the Becky's ass taping, and you forgot the kid she beat up at school and loves to brag about.
She's nasty as the nasty ass she has to clean now.
Of course she left her old real job to "work" with The Beast on the YouTube, she's a lazy scumbag.
They think they're so clever with the GFM scam, they will blow the $5k in a heartbeat and will need another GFM for her coffin...
@FrazzleCakes thank you for your posts....
This is the real Norma... indeed...

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edit: I don't understand this. Eric is not Norma's child or family member. He's Becky's roommate, at best Becky's friend. He is not obligated to shill or even mention Norma's GFM.

 

[Madam Spergwell]

I never thought of Becky as anything but a dumb hick simpleton. A lazy mooch perhaps, but not a calculating swindler. But now I see that she is as manipulative and selfish as Amber is, just like many of you have long said. What a piece of shit.

And as far as the gofundme, it's despicable that they're trying to profit off of people's sympathy and/or spite for Amber. But if you're dumb enough to donate to a gofundme for a complete stranger based just on a sob story they put online, then you deserve to be parted from your money.

 

[phoenixrrt762]

The reasons I finally spoke out and got verified:

1) Norma, Becky, and ALR started to try to scam unsuspecting people on GFM. My ex owes me several months back pay from the divorce settlement amounting in the thousands. If I was after the money that he owes me I would have kept my mouth shut and pushed to get my money from him. No, scamming people is wrong.

2) I have posted on the Farms before and didn't reveal my identity because of my daughter and the fact I had a DVO against Jerry. Now, my daughter is safe away from the insanity and I don't care they know it is me. Too many lies upon lies that now affect strangers.

3) To answer some questions about Jerry's retirement. Yes, he retired from the US Navy. (We actually met while both of us served it the US Navy.) I was injured in the line of duty and was medically discharged. I know how Navy retirement and insurance work. You get half your base pay for the years you were in and your discharge rank. It is not actually a retirement per se it is a retention payment in case of a full-blown war they call up all retired military. Tri-care covers the spouse and underage dependents. Cancer treatment is one hundred percent covered including implants and reconstructive surgery. He also has a full-time job.

I’m curious. Could you report the GFM page as a suspect scam?
I’m so sorry you went through all that craziness. Seems to me your daughter is doing ok now?

 

[Wyzzerd]

Wow, I had no clue I underestimated Necky so much. I figured she was just an idiot but under all that blubber and ignorance there's a streak of cruelty a mile wide. I hope cleaning out her shit ditch is worth it Becky, it's going to be extra fun when amber croaks and leaves her nothing!

I thank you for your story OP, it's been bleak and boring around here but you just made my whole week!

 

[DelicateMageflower]

Becky seems like someone who just has loads of built up resentment and rage, and when she finally blows, it's gonna make Chantal's meltdowns look like mild irritation.

 

[Pog Mathoin]

I don't know.... I think Amber may well play this whole thing to her advantage. Norma and her hubs being exposed as scammers may well provide enough leverage to force Becky to disassociate from them in order to save her own skin and come out smelling less like the steaming pile of turd she already is. Think about it. If a rift between Becky and her mom is created, Amber will have the perfect opportunity to force a move away from Bumfuck Kentucky and ensure that Becky is even more dependent on her. Let's not forget that Amber is an extremely skilled manipulator, and she will be actively scheming for an outcome that benefits herself in the long run. She knows all of Becky's trigger points and insecurities and will be sowing the seeds in her brain that a move away and a fresh start will be better for everyone.

 

[Red Mask]

There is a reason her husband is the beneficiary of the GFM and not Norma. Norma is trying to hide any assets from social services. Straight up. No other reason exists for her to not be the public beneficiary.



Amber knows what Becky tells her. She listened to Becky blubbering about cancer and inadequate insurance (lol) and because Amber is an incurious idiot, she believes anything Becky says. I am seriously starting to reconsider just who the brains in this operation is. We always knew Becky was in it for the $$$, but it's becoming abundantly clear that Becky literally targeted Amber while keeping her options open the whole time in the beginning.

Narcissists are easily decieved because they can't believe that anyone could possibly lie to them. Becky was clearly able to exploit this.

 

[Tammy Slaton's Male Aide]

Good fucking heavens almighty, how did I not see this thread until now?! This is some juicy shit right here. Praise you for gracing us with this! This whole thing has become far more entertaining than anything of Amber & Eric's shit combined!

Oh happy day

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

Sounds like Norma deserves cancer.

 

[Chamaelirium]

Thank you @FrazzleCakes

Excellent info that puts things into perspective.

 

[DelicateMageflower]

I don't know.... I think Amber may well play this whole thing to her advantage. Norma and her hubs being exposed as scammers may well provide enough leverage to force Becky to disassociate from them in order to save her own skin and come out smelling less like the steaming pile of turd she already is. Think about it. If a rift between Becky and her mom is created, Amber will have the perfect opportunity to force a move away from Bumfuck Kentucky and ensure that Becky is even more dependent on her. Let's not forget that Amber is an extremely skilled manipulator, and she will be actively scheming for an outcome that benefits herself in the long run. She knows all of Becky's trigger points and insecurities and will be sowing the seeds in her brain that a move away and a fresh start will be better for everyone.

A con attempting to con another con.

Oh, what a time to be alive.

 

[Dutch Courage]

Well, it is 7:30PM in Kentucky. Amberlynn ought to be waking up right about now. Let's see what happens, but it might take six weeks to hear about it...

 

[THOTto]

Die Norma- err Jerry, fuck it everyone involved but frazzle, her daughter, Rickie, the pets and maybe Eric.

Can’t even make my own tasteless jokes over here, too many damn selfish morons.

 

[Zig-Zag the Grand Vizier]

God bless Kiwi Farms. God bless the whitest of trash.

 

[Make Believe]

God bless Kiwi Farms. God bless the whitest of trash.

TLC needs to be on this, it would make juicy reality tv. Bahaha

 

[Maltninja]

i almost feel sorry for the cancer cells.

 

[ADHD]

I don't know.... I think Amber may well play this whole thing to her advantage. Norma and her hubs being exposed as scammers may well provide enough leverage to force Becky to disassociate from them in order to save her own skin and come out smelling less like the steaming pile of turd she already is. Think about it. If a rift between Becky and her mom is created, Amber will have the perfect opportunity to force a move away from Bumfuck Kentucky and ensure that Becky is even more dependent on her. Let's not forget that Amber is an extremely skilled manipulator, and she will be actively scheming for an outcome that benefits herself in the long run. She knows all of Becky's trigger points and insecurities and will be sowing the seeds in her brain that a move away and a fresh start will be better for everyone.

If Amber didn't know about Becky hitting on Frazzle's daughter while she was already with Amber, this might be the straw to break the hambeast's back and send her looking for a new, more loyal butler.

I'm curious what made Becky go for Frazzle's daughter after she'd already secured Miss Moneybags.

 

[Lame Entropy]

What an end to my day this is. I never thought I'd see a scandal where Al came out "cleanest" relatively (I also think she was manipulated into it). This changes so many of the dynamics in the Amberverse. Necky outright told us to our faces that she's a good actor with a manipulative streak and I still mostly fell for the naive bumbling hick persona.

How do you even do damage control for this? Deleting comments can only do so much and it's only a matter of time before word spreads even more. Lies about toenails and diets are one thing but this outright goes into fraud/scam territory.

Edit: Has Becky ever talked about being kicked out for being gay? I can't imagine wanting to stick around your family so much when you get kicked out for shit like that.