Orbiter How I entered the Amberland universe... the backstory

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For the newfags who asked, yes, Becky has talked about getting thrown out for being gay. She has referenced it numerous times, and there's this video where she tells her coming out story. I am spoiler-tagging the video because it's 20 min and boring AF


Tldr, when Becky was in HS her mom Norma found a dykey love note. Norma threw Becky out of the house that day (from the way Becky tells the story it seems her father was on board with this). Becky went to live with her sister. After a few months, Becky and her mom made up (it isn't entirely clear if she moved back in with her mother, but in any case, they made up and Becky spends the rest of the video gushing about her). Becky says she and her mom are close than ever, claims her mom loves Amberlynn, etc.

Personally, I was duped by this story. It sounded like a typical hick thing. Norma overreacted, then came around and eventually accepted her dyke daughter. But now we find out that nearly ten years later, Norma did the exact same thing again, and to a child that wasnt even hers, a house that wasn't even hers, etc. The audacity...
Here's a shortened clip with the relevant section:
 
But a child from a different marriage? If you’re a raging hick it’s just a reminder that he had someone else before you.

I’m not saying Norma doesn’t hate fags, but her selective hatred makes sense. I guess she could also love Becky as her daughter, but seriously, that’s a face not even a mother could love.

Norma is basically an abuser and they tend to isolate targets from others. The Stepdaughter was seen as a threat/ potential slave. People like Norma find reason because admitting that they think they have the right to abuse others looks bad. It's way beyond homophobia. She wants lifelong servants for herself and her and her "golden people" just like Amberlynn does. I am glad to see the stepdaughter gone from this mess and I hope things have gotten better for her.
 
Also, prediction for tomorrow: Amber will post, and it’ll be a completely unrelated haul or vlog with no content regarding today’s Tea. She might post it late, dancing it in front of our noses like it’s about to be something dramatic and include some clickbait title like “I WAS LIED TO???” but it’s about how she only got 19 chicken nuggets in her 20piece.
Just be patient, gorls. Her narc brain is working overtime on how best to gain advantage over this situation type deal. We’ll hear her side eventually.
Accurate so far. Let's see if we can get two for two on the clickbait title. Come on, Hammy, throw me a bone!
 
Frankly, I’m shocked that since Norma is using the ol fibro chestnut that Becks hasn’t given that a spin. If Norma has the gene then Becks should be concerned and go in for a genetic profile. She won’t so here we are. Even if she did she’d have to chop off “dem tiddies”. Do you think any of these mongs have ever been to a gyno?

I've got a question regarding Fibro, actually.
I know that there's a huge/main thread dedicated to internet Munchies, but Norma isnt a part of it and I've only lurked about in it recently....also I'd rather chitchat with my gorls over here (especially if Frazzle Dazzle is going to be gone for a day or two, might as well right?)

So the whole deal woth Fibro is that its generally looked upon with a heavy amount of skepticism, yeah? I'm just hoping to understand a bit more. I've seen/known a couple older and sick folk IRL who have been diagnosed it by real doctors and from what I've seen they really do look like they are in a mighty amount of physical pain. So, is the story that Fibro is actually a real thing, but on the internet there are just a lot of pretenders/fakers/self diagnosers? Or is the whole disease itself a bunch of bull?

And to keep it thread relevant...I'm assuming most people are as laughably skeptical of Norma's Fibro as they are of this whole GFM scam?
 
I've got a question regarding Fibro, actually.
I know that there's a huge/main thread dedicated to internet Munchies, but Norma isnt a part of it and I've only lurked about in it recently....also I'd rather chitchat with my gorls over here (especially if Frazzle Dazzle is going to be gone for a day or two, might as well right?)

So the whole deal woth Fibro is that its generally looked upon with a heavy amount of skepticism, yeah? I'm just hoping to understand a bit more. I've seen/known a couple older and sick folk IRL who have been diagnosed it by real doctors and from what I've seen they really do look like they are in a mighty amount of physical pain. So, is the story that Fibro is actually a real thing, but on the internet there are just a lot of pretenders/fakers/self diagnosers? Or is the whole disease itself a bunch of bull?

And to keep it thread relevant...I'm assuming most people are as laughably skeptical of Norma's Fibro as they are of this whole GFM scam?
Fibro is a real thing and it’s debilitating, but when it first started getting visible to average people drug seekers and tug boat seekers grasped it with both hands. It’s extremely easy to fake the symptoms because one of the major symptoms is widespread pain. Well, that’s self reported and not quantifiable. Other symptoms include sleep disturbances and fatigue, also self reported. I guarantee a grifter like Norma hopped on that train.
 
I've got a question regarding Fibro, actually.
I know that there's a huge/main thread dedicated to internet Munchies, but Norma isnt a part of it and I've only lurked about in it recently....also I'd rather chitchat with my gorls over here (especially if Frazzle Dazzle is going to be gone for a day or two, might as well right?)

So the whole deal woth Fibro is that its generally looked upon with a heavy amount of skepticism, yeah? I'm just hoping to understand a bit more. I've seen/known a couple older and sick folk IRL who have been diagnosed it by real doctors and from what I've seen they really do look like they are in a mighty amount of physical pain. So, is the story that Fibro is actually a real thing, but on the internet there are just a lot of pretenders/fakers/self diagnosers? Or is the whole disease itself a bunch of bull?

And to keep it thread relevant...I'm assuming most people are as laughably skeptical of Norma's Fibro as they are of this whole GFM scam?

Fibro is both real and isn't real.
Latin “fibro,” meaning fibrous tissues; “my,” meaning muscles and “algia,” meaning pain.
There's a lot of debate about if it's real, or not - and it's kind of hard to say because pain is subjective.
There is no known cause.
That stats are something like 15 percent of fibro patients are obese, and like over 50 percent were smokers.
There is no known deaths (that I'm aware of) resulting directly from fibro - and often times fibro presents in patients that have other on-going health and mental health issues.
I mean, I guess it could be real. I'm not meaning to discredit anybody who claims to have it.
But it's on-par with people who are diagnosed with "non-specific lower lumbar back pain" and stuff like that.
Anyways, even if it's real (which it could very well be) it's co-opted a LOT by people who might not actually have it - and if they do they exaggerate because pain is subjective anyways. What you might claim is this sometimes annoying but barely noticeable pain you get in your back sometimes if you sit too long. Somebody else might say it's unbearable fibro pain.
 
Fibro is a diagnosis of exclusion. You complain of pain, they give you every diagnostic ever invented, nothing shows up and the doctor shrugs and says "fibromyalgia?" It also doesn't exist without a psychological component, as in, it's a physical manifestation of mental illness.

Is the physical pain real for many? Sure. Is it super easy to fake? Absolutely, and it's the favorite "disease" of pill seekers and frequent flyers.
 
I've got a question regarding Fibro, actually.
I know that there's a huge/main thread dedicated to internet Munchies, but Norma isnt a part of it and I've only lurked about in it recently....also I'd rather chitchat with my gorls over here (especially if Frazzle Dazzle is going to be gone for a day or two, might as well right?)

So the whole deal woth Fibro is that its generally looked upon with a heavy amount of skepticism, yeah? I'm just hoping to understand a bit more. I've seen/known a couple older and sick folk IRL who have been diagnosed it by real doctors and from what I've seen they really do look like they are in a mighty amount of physical pain. So, is the story that Fibro is actually a real thing, but on the internet there are just a lot of pretenders/fakers/self diagnosers? Or is the whole disease itself a bunch of bull?

And to keep it thread relevant...I'm assuming most people are as laughably skeptical of Norma's Fibro as they are of this whole GFM scam?

Fibro is real, and as frustrating to get that diagnosis as it is pain pill seeking people who claiming to have it. It can feel like a write off from doctors who will slap a fibro diagnosis on someone in real pain with real symptoms when they are done trying to figure out what is wrong with a patient.

How people perceive pain is different in fibro patients. Cognitive Behavioral Therapy can help, but the physical symptoms can be debilitating. People don’t always buy the diagnosis because they don’t see physical effects of the illness and there isn’t a blood test or scan that can definitively say that is what people have.

*edited because I am a tard and reposted something I posted earlier
 
Okay, I'm going to go all Alex Jones when I say this but,

I always found it completely odd that Becky found Amber via youtube. Necky has always said that she came across Amber in her recommendations. Necky does not come across as the type to watch vlogs, especially girly wannabe Californian dream, valley crap that Amber wants to do. I suggested before that someone has told Becky about Amber.

Back in the day I thought it was Eric. But wouldn't it be convenient for Norma to come across a recently dumped lesbian, which has talked alot about how much brass she makes on youtube to the point where she shows that she has a large amount of money in her purse at all times, who is also in Kentucky, alone and looking for a new butler?

I'll take my dumb rantings now
 
Surprised no one has shared this post from Reddit:
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No idea what video this was under or who this is exactly. Redditors think she's a friend of Norma's. Here's that profile's link [archive]. It's not spectacular. Maybe @FrazzleCakes can enlighten us?
 
I'm not going to take the word of an illiterate halfwit who finds one syllable words challenging, but Reddit is welcome to do so.

I would like to hear this peripheral idiot explain why Jerry is the public beneficiary and not Norma.

Translation for said idiot: splane y jerry is pos mony taker not morma???????
 
Surprised no one has shared this post from Reddit:
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No idea what video this was under or who this is exactly. Redditors think she's a friend of Norma's. Here's that profile's link [archive]. It's not spectacular. Maybe @FrazzleCakes can enlighten us?
Tracheal collapse is a bitch with very loud and specific symptoms. Its also incredibly rare particularly in adults, it’s more common in dogs and infants. There’s a very specific breathing pattern and the surgery required for it can be hard to find a specialist for. It also can be deadly, stop coopting debilitating conditions that kills people. I’ve been thru the whole ordeal so any lie she spouts about will be even easier to call out.
 
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