how i got super soft skin (prerecorded) - hammy admits she puts hair conditioner on her face - 06/10/2020

[Hamberlard Raid]

Spoiler: REEEEEEEEEEEEECAP

• ipsee and bockseecharm unboxeen
• ipsee cute and summery
• blush by pixie in beach rose
• sheeva anamolee perfume
• smells rilly good
• yes bish
• lasting smiles peach organeec lip bomb
• smells so good
• oh my gosh
• oh yeah
• gonna use the hole thing
• tarte htwooh gloss in hang ten
• sundays nail Polish in number eight
• boxeecharm time
• 2 ace beauty shadows
• i have more
• love them
• iced latte
• cotton candy
• oh my god
• glam glow berry glow
• probiotic recovery mask
• not sure
• probiotic does a situation with mah body
• looks like berry smoothie
• my face too dainty though
• trestique colour correct crayyinh
• in bisque colour
• magnetic cute
• pumped
• blendeen sponge
• ok
• so amused
• high performance natural makeup remover
• last time she broke out for a month
• LET'S DO IT AGAIN
• if i break out then i know
• neat
• always an eyeshadow palette
• more experimentil
• studio makeup easy to wear eyeshadow palette
• sheen and fate
• newtril
• YOU DID NOT SEE THAT SOUR PATCH CANDY IN THE BACKGROUND

• luv this months makeup
• bekc-ee bought a smart tee vee
• fagettes are gone for a few days
• MARIO KART TIME
• you did not see that jagermeister in the background!!!1!!!

• beck-ee has been hitting the liquor
• dont worry, it is empty
• from the halloween party two years ago
• jk we are playing mario partee
• basement gives me the spooks situation
• cut to a few days later
• skin care tip!!!!
• every skin is different
• have done my research!
• my skin is shoooper dry
• used to be
• haha
• super dry skin you know
• it was soft
• now it is even softer
• i use moisturizer you put on your hair
• ON MY FACE
• i have done several types of things to fight dryness
• VERY SKIN SENSITIVE
• i tried so manee moisturizers
• this works
• put on before makeup
• (this bitch is putting conditioner on her face)
• IF YOU DO YOUR RESEARCH
• my friend is a cosmetologist
• works so good
• my face has never felt so smooth
• not a dry gorl
• i am such a gray area type of girl
• a vlog is a vlog
• GOODBYE

TL;DW

You love to see it. The sympathy is really wearing thin, huh?

ARCHIVE: how i got super soft skin (prerecorded)
June 10, 2020

 

[Aldora]

Taking beauty advice from Amber, is like taking it from one of the Slaton sisters.

 

[Xenomorph]

In that filthy pig pen of a room. You got soft skin just like any basted meat gets soft, you smothered yourself in butter and oil.

 

[Twinkie]

Interesting how Becky has a whole situation type deal set up in the basement and evidently spends a good amount of time down there. Seems it has been like this for a while, though AL has never mentioned it before and Becky only just purchased her own TV for down there.

Amberlynn says she doesn't like being down there because it's spooky. I'm sure it's not because she has to use the stairs or anything...

Also she 100% chose that thumbnail for the botttle of jager in the background. Bitch knows what she's doing

 

[LeanHaydur]

More like "How about getting a sooper soft mushy brainz"

 

[double second]

remember how having soft skin was one of her 127 reasons for losing weight? because her skin got rougher as she gained weight so losing weight would make her skin softer? i’m so glad she figured out that she just had to take care of her skin because weight loss can’t fix every single problem a person has.

 

[DMT Blastoid]

This might just be my eyes playing tricks on me, but when you look at Amber, doesn't it look like her face would be bumpy sorta like damp dirt, and her chest/neck would kinda feel like leather? Or is it just the discoloration?

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

I thought it was because she used hair products on her moon face.

Edit: derp. Yep, that's her "secret."

 

[Pippeyy]

Is that a bottle of Jager in the basement on Becky’s dresser?

This might just be my eyes playing tricks on me, but when you look at Amber, doesn't it look like her face would be bumpy sorta like damp dirt, and her chest/neck would kinda feel like leather? Or is it just the discoloration?

No, her face is very rough and bumpy. When she films outside you can see that it looks like the surface of the moon. Very fitting.

 

[Tammy Slaton's Male Aide]

So she admits & is well aware that she uses hair conditioner on her face & evens advises others to? No, thanks, gorl! She claims she has no breakouts or irritation, but was red as a fucking tomato in her last video.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

This might just be my eyes playing tricks on me, but when you look at Amber, doesn't it look like her face would be bumpy sorta like damp dirt, and her chest/neck would kinda feel like leather? Or is it just the discoloration?

Her moon face is rough and pitted just like any other giant orb floating in the universe, pelted as they are with space debris.

 

[shameful existence]

This was incredibly boring. The worst video of the past month or so. Don't watch.

 

[hourglass figure]

Is her skin soft from rubbing hair moisturizer into it?

Edit: late oops

I almost thought for a minute that Becky had moved down into the basement, not took it over as a second lounge.

 

[constant exposure]

First she loses a bunch of weight and now her skin is softening. Cancer is working wonders for our gorl. Maybe she did know what works for her after all

 

[Tammy Slaton's Male Aide]

I know this isn't news, but shit, Ambabies sure are exceptional.

 

[shameful existence]

I've noticed she's gained a bunch of boomer subs. Probably the diagnosis, typical for women 55+.

 

[ADHD]

Interesting how Becky has a whole situation type deal set up in the basement and evidently spends a good amount of time down there. Seems it has been like this for a while, though AL has never mentioned it before and Becky only just purchased her own TV for down there.

Amberlynn says she doesn't like being down there because it's spooky. I'm sure it's not because she has to use the stairs or anything...

It's almost like the next step is Becky getting her own bed down there. Their relationship is still totally great though! This totally isn't how marriages begin to disintegrate, no sir gorl!

Becky might be having sex 10 times a week, but it's in the basement, with herself.

EDIT: Amber refers to the bedroom she sleeps in as "MY bedroom". Trouble in paradise confirmed.

 

[PurpleNeoal]

No thanks, i'm not there yet to take her advice

 

[Clintonberg]

Ah, all is right in the world once again.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

still fat. still bleeding (probably)