How is everyone doing with Don’t Shit December?

[King Fructose]

My asshole is throbbing

 

[Character from a movie]

I was hospitalized yssterday and we're only at December 7. I don't think I will make it until the end of the month

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

 

[Pissmaster]

I shit my pants in the middle of walmart and broke down crying just right there in the middle of the store as an endless volcano of shit kept erupting from my ass

 

[MrTroll]

One eye has turned brown, I think the other one is almost there.

Wish me luck in holding in my stool long enough to ring in the New Year with a 50lb shit, fellas!

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

I must not fear. Fear is the bowel-killer. Fear is the little toot that brings total evacuation.

I must not fear

I must not fear

I must not fear

 

[Kiwi On The Go]

Thought I lost but it's ok, I put it back.

 

[Walmart Kart]

It's been a long and strenuous journey so far, but I can already feel that my ascension to the fecal realm has begun.

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

Heh. Amateurs.