How is it still like a tree?

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The chair is only part of the story. You also need a rope and a sturdy ceiling fixture.
 
As he ages, he gets more repetitive and boring. It's so much less fun to watch these days. Hopefully they'll put him on a psych ward somewhere far away from actual women and let him babble to himself and the other vegetables until he finally finishes the desiccation process. So many buzzwords, just recycled and rehashed for years and years. Christ.

LOL he thinks he has clients. No, Tom. You have injured parties.
 
Wintersun said:
You're comparing a natural tree, being cut up and reconfigured into something completely unnatural for human convenience. I'd say that's a pretty  apt transphobic take there, Tom.
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When a joking shitpost is actually a way better analogy than what OP said.

@Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg
Why do you do this? You are never opening up to any of the arguments presented here which makes sense from the perspective that you are right (you are not but obviously you think you are) but why are you doing this then?
 
Jacknife said:
When a joking shitpost is actually a way better analogy than what OP said.

@Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg
Why do you do this? You are never opening up to any of the arguments presented here which makes sense from the perspective that you are right (you are not but obviously you think you are) but why are you doing this then?
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Because he has no real friends. This is the only way his thoughts get any sort of attention because all the people in his life just nod politely and then ignore him the second he isn't in their face
 
Oh, look. The sad, lonely old pedophile is demanding attention from the Farms again. Sucks to be a universal pariah with a childlike need for attention, doesn't it, Tom?

Crawling back to the only source of attention you have, knowing they're gonna piss in your face for the thousandth time, and actually wanting this in lieu of no human contact at all...it doesn't have to end this way, Tom. Relief is only a trigger pull away.
 
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Easy J said:
Oh, look. The sad, lonely old pedophile is demanding attention from the Farms again. Sucks to be a universal pariah with a childlike need for attention, doesn't it, Tom?
Crawling back to the only source of attention you have, knowing they're gonna piss in your face for the thousandth time, and actually wanting this in lei of no human contact at all...it doesn't have to end this way, Tom. Relief is only a trigger pull away.
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He can't get a gun. I suggest mixing bleach and ammonia in a bucket outside, putting a towel over his head and hyperventilating.
 
RadioactiveMonkeyMan said:
He can't get a gun. I suggest mixing bleach and ammonia in a bucket outside, putting a towel over his head and hyperventilating.
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Even if he could, he believes a .22 is the assassination caliber of choice for the DEVGRU glowniggers sent to kill him. He'd get the cheapest, shittiest little plinker and make it as painful as possible waiting to bleed to death because the .22 couldn't make it through his skull.
 
WASR96 said:
Even if he could, he believes a .22 is the assassination caliber of choice for the DEVGRU glowniggers sent to kill him. He'd get the cheapest, shittiest little plinker and make it as painful as possible waiting to bleed to death because the .22 couldn't make it through his skull.
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RadioactiveMonkeyMan said:
He can't get a gun. I suggest mixing bleach and ammonia in a bucket outside, putting a towel over his head and hyperventilating.
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A pcp air rifle with a decent hunting pellet would do the trick.
Remember he is old so his bones and skull are brittle.

All the drugs and diet of trash will not help too.

Failing that, he could get a firework and put that in his mouth
 
Jacknife said:
When a joking shitpost is actually a way better analogy than what OP said.

@Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg
Why do you do this? You are never opening up to any of the arguments presented here which makes sense from the perspective that you are right (you are not but obviously you think you are) but why are you doing this then?
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Mostly for the contrast in the responses from delusional deviants and angry adult autistic assholes and more intelligent people who aren't mean and stupid for fun. Dealing with a hostile crowd of willfully stupid people with delusions of intellect and redeeming social worth helps me maintain grace in the face of the sincerely ignorant wanting to learn, but getting stuck on stupid.

Transgender people are part of the natural order of things. Get used to it. The science is on our side and the law isn't far behind in the US.
 
Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg said:
Mostly for the contrast in the responses from delusional deviants and angry adult autistic assholes and more intelligent people who aren't mean and stupid for fun.
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Where are those uh “more intelligent people,” Tom? Can other people see them? Are they in the room right now?
Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg said:
Transgender people are part of the natural order of things. Get used to it. The science is on our side and the law isn't far behind in the US.
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1. You aren’t trans. You’re an old man who’s been lying for so long that you’ve convinced yourself it’s true. While everyone laughs at the old man claiming everyone sees him as a woman.

2. You’re a little behind the times. There’s currently a backlash against troons. I wouldn’t worry about it, though, you’ll probably overdose or stroke out long before it affects you.
 
Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg said:
Mostly for the contrast in the responses from delusional deviants and angry adult autistic assholes and more intelligent people who aren't mean and stupid for fun. Dealing with a hostile crowd of willfully stupid people with delusions of intellect and redeeming social worth helps me maintain grace in the face of the sincerely ignorant wanting to learn, but getting stuck on stupid.

Transgender people are part of the natural order of things. Get used to it. The science is on our side and the law isn't far behind in the US.
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Fuck off imbecile
 
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