How is Kellie learning about Chris's antics?

[CWCissey]

I've been under the impression that the ween crowd has been spamming Chris's most embarrassing videos and pictures to any Manchestrian who'll listen. Though at this point it might have taken on a life of its own.

I believe the term is 'Mancunian'

 

[MrTroll]

It's gotta be weird for these people who haven't seen Chris in like 14 years, to just now be discovering the years of fail he has splattered all over the internet. And half of these people probably live within a few miles of him! Don't they see him walking around WalMart muttering to himself, occasionally?

They probably don't live near him at all. Manchester High is 70 miles from Ruckersville. Even if they all stayed in the same area after graduating, that's still pretty far from him. And it's not like they'd ever have the slightest reason to visit Ruckersville.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

They probably don't live near him at all. Manchester High is 70 miles from Ruckersville. Even if they all stayed in the same area after graduating, that's still pretty far from him. And it's not like they'd ever have the slightest reason to visit Ruckersville.

Sometimes I wonder if Chris's life would've been any different if his nasty hoard house happened to be within the limits of a bustling city, instead of at the end of a cul-de-sac off a highway people pass along the way to visiting a more important town.

 

[MrTroll]

If nothing else, it would probably be a hell of a lot harder to own and operate a giant fire hazard like that in an urban area.

 

[Arkangel]

Ok let's play pretend.
Let's say you have a guy tell you "IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS"
Tell me, what's the first thing you will do?

I would not not not ignore all the results.

 

[Fuzzy Wuzzy]

It's gotta be weird for these people who haven't seen Chris in like 14 years, to just now be discovering the years of fail he has splattered all over the internet. And half of these people probably live within a few miles of him! Don't they see him walking around WalMart muttering to himself, occasionally?

From to ...it's a...change.

You mean from to to then and then :arrow: and possibly to as the final form.

 

[Marvin]

Google's search results vary depending on the person doing the search. I doubt they'd be getting the cwcki without specifically searching for it. It's really probably just some ween giving them links. Like for example, personally, I get a very specific Manchester High that's from the county where I grew up when I search for "Manchester High".

 

[AnimuGinger]

They probably don't live near him at all. Manchester High is 70 miles from Ruckersville. Even if they all stayed in the same area after graduating, that's still pretty far from him. And it's not like they'd ever have the slightest reason to visit Ruckersville.

Sometimes I wonder if Chris's life would've been any different if his nasty hoard house happened to be within the limits of a bustling city, instead of at the end of a cul-de-sac off a highway people pass along the way to visiting a more important town.

The hoard would probably be forced clean, for one. The other big thing is that Chris would have many more opportunities to socialize in person. If that is good or bad is another story....

 

[NiggoFiggo]

They probably don't live near him at all. Manchester High is 70 miles from Ruckersville. Even if they all stayed in the same area after graduating, that's still pretty far from him. And it's not like they'd ever have the slightest reason to visit Ruckersville.

Sometimes I wonder if Chris's life would've been any different if his nasty hoard house happened to be within the limits of a bustling city, instead of at the end of a cul-de-sac off a highway people pass along the way to visiting a more important town.

If chris lived near a busy city, he would be a regular on social media sites and worldstar hiphop

 

[timtommy]

Google's search results vary depending on the person doing the search. I doubt they'd be getting the cwcki without specifically searching for it. It's really probably just some ween giving them links. Like for example, personally, I get a very specific Manchester High that's from the county where I grew up when I search for "Manchester High".

To clarify/elaborate. The reason you may be getting CWCki so high on a search for a gal-pal is that google has algorithms that adjust for your interests. So because you have googled and visited websites related to Chris, google concludes you are interested in Chris. If some other search term, like a gal-pal, comes up on a Chris related site you visit, google takes note, and ranks that page highly. A non-Christorian would get the CWCKi lower in the search results.

I still think it is possible she found it on her own or while googling another friend. Most people don't have a ton of google results about them unless they are at least semi-public figures. If she typed in a refined search designed only to find things related to her, like "Kellie Andes" AND "Virginia" and looked through a few of the results, she might well have seen the CWCki.

But weens are always a likely possibility.

 

[Marvin]

Google's search results vary depending on the person doing the search. I doubt they'd be getting the cwcki without specifically searching for it. It's really probably just some ween giving them links. Like for example, personally, I get a very specific Manchester High that's from the county where I grew up when I search for "Manchester High".

To clarify/elaborate. The reason you may be getting CWCki so high on a search for a gal-pal is that google has algorithms that adjust for your interests. So because you have googled and visited websites related to Chris, google concludes you are interested in Chris. If some other search term, like a gal-pal, comes up on a Chris related site you visit, google takes note, and ranks that page highly. A non-Christorian would get the CWCKi lower in the search results.

I still think it is possible she found it on her own or while googling another friend. Most people don't have a ton of google results about them unless they are at least semi-public figures. If she typed in a refined search designed only to find things related to her, like "Kellie Andes" AND "Virginia" and looked through a few of the results, she might well have seen the CWCki.

But weens are always a likely possibility.

Oh yeah, no, that's what I'm saying.

And more importantly, while yeah, the cwcki might still show up for them, just further down in the search results, I think that normal people who aren't too experienced with computers, might not sift through the results too carefully unless they're really trying to find something. I think that unless they're computer people, they might glance at a few results and be done with it. Weens are a lot more likely the cause, I think.

But either or.

 

[Enjoy your spaghetti]

It's gotta be weird for these people who haven't seen Chris in like 14 years, to just now be discovering the years of fail he has splattered all over the internet. And half of these people probably live within a few miles of him! Don't they see him walking around WalMart muttering to himself, occasionally?

From to ...it's a...change.

You mean from to to then and then :arrow: and possibly to as the final form.

(chokes up) And to think we have been there to witness it all...

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

Sometimes I wonder if Chris's life would've been any different if his nasty hoard house happened to be within the limits of a bustling city, instead of at the end of a cul-de-sac off a highway people pass along the way to visiting a more important town.

He would have got his arse kicked a long time ago.

 

[Ouija Board]

I honestly think that they are being fed information as they only seem to be taking an interest in what's happening now as opposed to when Chris was at his "height."

On the other hand as others have said, there is a possibility that they Googled his name or their own after all of this gal-pal shit started coming down out of curiosity and possibly have found the CWCki or some other site that talked about Chris.

So it's really hard to tell at this time and hopefully some more information will come to light.

 

[Donald Duck]

Wouldn't it just be absolutely hilarious if it turns out that it was Chris himself all along, and not some weens, who directly linked them to the cwcki?? Like that time when he attempted to rally his old church to fight ED for him by showing his pastor some of his leaked nudes, he tried to rally his beloved high school protectors against the cwcki and once again it backfired?? It would just about be one of the ultimate examples of Chris being his own biggest troll.

 

[The Dude]

I wonder what Chris would/will do if/when he finds out his beloved gal-pals are mocking and ridiculing him on da Faceborks?

Probably tard-rage emails and FB posts filled with accusations of betrayal and troll meddling with plenty of "NO NO NO! I SAID IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS!!" Then and asspats from Anna with some "Please don't leave Christian! He is socially AWESOME and COOL!" from her for good measure.

I've noticed Anna is like a retarded rat who hasn't the good sense to jump from a sinking ship when the jumping's good.

 

[waffle]

They probably don't live near him at all. Manchester High is 70 miles from Ruckersville. Even if they all stayed in the same area after graduating, that's still pretty far from him. And it's not like they'd ever have the slightest reason to visit Ruckersville.

Sometimes I wonder if Chris's life would've been any different if his nasty hoard house happened to be within the limits of a bustling city, instead of at the end of a cul-de-sac off a highway people pass along the way to visiting a more important town.

More arrests probably. More urban area usually means more cops and more rules. I bet he'd get arrested all the time if he lived in town.

 

[Chris_R]

The ghost of Ryan Cash told her everything.

 

[PCA]

I agree with some on here, if I knew that a former friend of mine was internet famous I would also be trying to see if that person talked about me at all. I do believe though that somebody who new Kellie or a person who frequents this forum gave her a heads up in edition to what was previously said.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Wouldn't it just be absolutely hilarious if it turns out that it was Chris himself all along, and not some weens, who directly linked them to the cwcki??

Does he still have IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS anywhere on his FB page?

Obviously, that's a red flag for any common person.