How is the kiwi above you in bed?

[ZeCommissar]

Very gentle, soft- enjoys post-coital cuddles. And discussing the politics of the death penalty.

The worst thing about that post is that most of it is right. Up to you to guess which part isn't.

Anyway

Very awkward, still fucks like a 17 year old virgin boy. Makes up for it in oral

 

[Kataomoi00]

Commanding yet intimate

 

[r00]

Bone dry and avoids all eye contact by staring straight through you.

 

[An Ghost]

We were having a good time until he switched positions without asking me! Which is practically rape! Please spread awareness of position rape. You could be being raped and not know it.

 

[Elysian]

I'm now posting this from beyond the grave, as I was crushed to death halfway through by his body fat.

 

[Hummingbird]

He would be exxxxxtttrrreeeeemmeee! In a 90s way.

 

[Pina Colada]

Let's just say that her name should be changed to Yuri Huntress Earth.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

It's all fun and games until the studded strap-on makes an appearance.

 

[polonium]

Quite submissive. I had to use a lot of lube to get it in. Was a bit tearful.

 

[Holdek]

He makes my ovaries quiver.

 

[cypocryphy]

Totally awesome.

 

[buffaloWildWings]

Totally awesome.

Fucks like a dead member of the Wu-Tang Clan.

 

[MW 002]

Extremely freaky

Not sure how I felt about it

 

[FemalePresident]

Submissive, ready to please any desire of her partner.

 

[Bassomatic]

I try not to kiss and tell but, there was no need for lube I assure you.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Two Stroke Eddie.

 

[Dr.Research]

An animal in bed.

 

[LD 3187]

Those who know how to do: do it, those who don't: teach. Those who have no fucking idea what they were supposed to be doing: research.

2/10 at least she was pretty

 

[An Ghost]

Right when it was getting good they turned sideways and I lost track of them
Goddamnit 2D girls

 

[El Sad-Fist]

Gave me chills, and goddamn, those boney fingers...