How is the kiwi above you in bed?

[TheRetardKing]

overrated.

It's coming right for us!

 

[TheRedRanger]

Absolutely brutal, I didn't realise you could do so much damage with something that small.

 

[Rozzy]

Soft cuddly and warm.

 

[Gutpuke]

It always ends in crying. Sometimes from himself.

 

[glass_houses]

In theory, it's okay to have fetishes, but... jesus. Even the Japanese have limits. Now I'm in counseling for PTSD and I'm seriously considering filing a police report and pressing charges. -19/10

 

[Mairon]

,

Being a toki fan, I'm quite sure this person fucks like a beast and doesn't stop until the sun comes up.

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

not rough, dissapointment.

 

[glass_houses]

It's called a clitoris, you nong!

 

[Rozzy]

Spilled cum-lube all over the sheets.

 

[glass_houses]

Spilled cum-lube all over the sheets.

I'm pretty sure that was you and your Bad Dragon dong, furry.

 

[TheRetardKing]

I'm pretty sure that was you and your Bad Dragon dong, furry.

Did you download boobs again Joel?!

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

Did you download boobs again Joel?!

no, but I have downloaded cock and balls.

 

[Soycast Guy]

Due to the fat, I think very poor performance. If at all.

 

[glass_houses]

Goes up the chimney... goes down the chimney... goes up the chimney... goes down the chimney...

 

[DyingStarsForever]

The kind of person that would spend way too much time and effort giving head because they think they'll be thought of like some kind of "super skilled unselfish lover" when in fact it just drags out and you'd rather get to it, but no... Not bad I guess but lacks quite a bit of chemistry.

 

[TheRetardKing]

I wonder where that lady got all her cute teddy bears from? I want one of those to give my @Grandma Frank as a Get Well gift.

 

[Rozzy]

Sits up in bed posting on KiwiFarms.

 

[TheRetardKing]

Sits up in bed posting on KiwiFarms.

Stop rubbing your fucking feet on my face, furfag. You're giving me an erection.

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

gayest sex I ever had.

 

[glass_houses]

Tongue. Use it.