How is the kiwi above you in bed?

[gabardineDelinquent]

Gets pussy because he looks like a BTS fan

Gets no pussy because he looks like he jacks off to jailbait. But I'll bite.


edit: Had to bail. He said I looked like his cousin.

 

[glass_houses]

What's under the garbadine I wonder.

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

Why is there a fucking pill in my Mountain Dew?

It's to terminate you from the m- I mean help you maintain erections, you were pretty bad at holding it up

What's under the garbadine I wonder.

meh.

 

[gabardineDelinquent]

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Why is there a fucking pill in my Mountain Dew?

 

[TheRetardKing]

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[innocent jogger]

Why don't you ask Barb?

[Sorry, I saw "Retard King" and just assumed it was CWC.]

 

[gabardineDelinquent]

One of the best shags I've had in a long time. Wouldn't shut the fuck up about the Nixon administration while I deepthroated him.
But I'm a history nerd so I can't really complain.

Let me know if you want a taste of my 'Smoking Gun', handsome. I'm sure it won't be too tricky after I break into your private headquarters.

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

the mask part was freaky but other then that i enjoyed it.

 

[polonium]

Cried when I put it in, farted when I took it out.

 

[PPEcel]

.

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

all he did was look at me.

 

[Overly Serious]

all he did was look at me.

Best part was when he split into a dozen copies of himself and took turns.

Didn't like that he called me a virus once he was no longer horny.

 

[glass_houses]

BoooOOOoooobies

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

Didn't like that he called me a virus once he was no longer horny.

Sorry, it was part of my programming, i was trying to tell you i love you but that came out instead.

BoooOOOoooobies

no thanks.

 

[Kalsarikännit]

Dead starfish.

 

[glass_houses]

Talked up his knifeplay, but that's all he did: talk.

"Gold medal in procrastination" indeed.

 

[Overly Serious]

Kept stopping to fiddle with his playlist and put on 'just the right album'. Offputting and heavy amount of Santana in it. He climaxed to something by Steve Vai and I made my excuses and left.

 

[KittyGremlin]

Kept stopping to fiddle with his playlist and put on 'just the right album'. Offputting and heavy amount of Santana in it. He climaxed to something by Steve Vai and I made my excuses and left.

good enough

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Meowed after midnight. Kinda freaky, but good enough.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Either a sekrit government lab made fuck machine, or someone in an undercover sting for CP.