How is the kiwi above you in bed?

[MrJakeTerror]

Contrary to popular belief, isn't into shoving vodka bottles up their ass.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I ain't paying you to talk.

 

[Tranhuviya]

Please don't use the whip, daddy.

 

[Bassomatic]

Talked dirty, but used nothing but proper medical terms.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Never looked me in the eyes and didn't even want breakfast afterward.

 

[sysctl --system]

Had to research anatomy to make sure they did it right

 

[Bassomatic]

Never looked me in the eyes and didn't even want breakfast afterward.

But I had your eggs.... fertilized

 

[ASoulMan]

I told the person above me that we could do this the easy way or we could do this the hard way.

He decided to choose the hard way.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

I told the person above me that we could do this the easy way or we could do this the hard way.

He decided to choose the hard way.

That avatar is actually the face he makes when he comes.

 

[Aquinas]

From experience, i know that they will only hesitantly engage in diapers and scatplay

 

[Cuck Norris]

Great lay but kept rambling on and on about how God is in the trees and the rivers afterward.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

The cuck cage was a good investment for our relationship.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

Did not skimp out on the goat's blood. Set up the best satanic orgy I've been to in a while, 666/666.

 

[Foltest]

Into heavy BDSM.

 

[Dentontx]

Sloooooooooooow jams all the way.

 

[ISO'os]

Only date rapes

 

[Infidel]

Keeps his glasses on, calls you name-chan, is surprisingly gentle

 

[Bassomatic]

Had a 68...

They still owe me one

 

[Abethedemon]

He got dat cake.

 

[DrJonesHat]

A careful, attentive lover, but kept rambling on about the forces of darkness.