How is the kiwi above you in bed?

[Ntwadumela]

I used him for 500 m target practice with my Heckler and Koch PSG1
Needless to say I only had to do it with one shot

 

[Meat_Puppet]

Forced me down on all fours and hopped on my ass like a wild caribou. Went at it for three days without any sleep. Am now a proud den mother...

 

[MrJakeTerror]

No longer believes in toilets, or speaking english, or showering. 9/10

 

[Reynard]

Instead of bleaching my asshole, he dyed it green for some reason.

 

[A-tistic]

Had toilet paper stuck in ass. 0/10

 

[WW 635]

Tried to incorporate some creepy sex doll and put on a skirt.

 

[Xenomorph]

Used his barbed penis and sent me to the hospital. 7/10

 

[Ntwadumela]

I used my "predator" to hunt and raid the alien's colonies

 

[Meat_Puppet]

Has been trapped in a den for 15 days. The pounding has been merciless, yet enjoyable. Please send help. 10/10

 

[Gordon Cole]

We banged to a Joy Division mixtape until the tape fell apart. It was a very long, moody fuck. 7/10 would recommend.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

The mustache is tickly.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

Ironically doesn't want to wear the Blue Blazer mask I gave him.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

Refused to wear the Blue Blazer mask I bought for him.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

Refused to wear the Blue Blazer mask I bought for him.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

Does it 3 times in very quick succession.

 

[ES 148]

Just sort of... stared. Unmoving. Unblinking.

Pretty hot, 8/10.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

Picks the Best Locations to fuck, like the waste dumps, Tromaville, chernobyl

 

[WW 635]

Said he wanted to paint me "like a green smurf" then grabbed my boobs

 

[Lefty's Revenge]

Said I could chauffeur but only if I eat the booty like groceries.



I chauffered.

 

[Ravenor]

Fucking awesome, slight death grip though.