How Long Before Pantsu Divorces Ralph? - Let's speculate about how long it will take Meigh to run off with half of Ethan's things

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How Long Will This Spite Marriage Last?

  • < 6 Months

  • < 2 Years

  • Forever! This Is True Love, A-Log!

  • It's Over Once Ralph Has Enough Money Worth Taking

  • They're Probably Not Legally Married

  • Um, Ackshually, The Ralphamale Will Leave Her

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Ralph is living like a man who knows that he is going to be dead within 2 years.

Meigh's future is if anything more bleak. As far as I can tell, she has no friends or support, and nowhere to turn when things break down. In the long-term, she is dependant upon the forgiveness of her father and how willing he is to subject himself, and the more stable side of his family, to her degeneracy and poor taste in men.
 
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>Forever! This Is True Love, A-Log!
With the addition "Till death do us part", because Ralph will croak before a divorce takes place. I guarantee that Morris will disown the horse soon and there will no other option than the Gunt.
 
I predict that Ralph ends up with a second partner, likely encouraged by his horse bride. He croaks at some point in the next 2-3 years and May and the 2nd chick end up in a feud that is messy enough to rival her vs her family.
 
Divorce? Pssssh despite my vote "Until Ralph Makes Enough Money"

Until she can no longer bear babies or another hooker comes along or Roz reaches puberty or "accidentally" beaten to death. Or broiled alive; many such cases of mothers "accidentally killing because of Post-Partum Depression" to deflect from Pedo/Ephebophilia.
 
It's true that Harry not enabling her and paying for whatever she and the baby need might make her realize what a shitty life she has, but I still think she will either hang on for a long time, or Ralph will somehow force her to leave like he did with Faith by replacing her and making demands that he knows she can't live with.
Either way, the end result is the same, Rozy will end living with Harry and Ralph's "you'll never see your grandkid" statements will be reversed like a Uno card, again.
 
Bout the time I show up with my knee knocker and tell her she can move into my house I own in America. Ralph is nothing and has nothing besides his pride.
 
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divorce proceedings will be ongoing as ethan dies from whatever bevy of health issues he has that are causing him to throw up blood. This will occur in less than 5 years
 
I give it a few years. May will stick with Ralph for as long as she can. Not out of any love for her daughter and wanting her daughter to have her father in her life but out of spite towards the Kiwi Farms. May wants to prove to the a-logs that this is true love and her and Ralph will be with each other forever. I give it 2-3 years max.
 
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