How Long Before Pantsu Divorces Ralph? - Let's speculate about how long it will take Meigh to run off with half of Ethan's things

[AncientPhosphur]

I will admit I was wrong. Apparently the answer was 2 weeks.

Actually dumb shit you were wrong again!

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

Three months? Truly a White Trash fiesta marriage. Chrisiskang!

 

[Shlomosexual]

Nullstradamus was right.
He said they'd be divorced in the same year that they were married.

 

[joebobmurphy]

Meh, a divorce ain't happening. At least not yet. It's the same shit with the airplane. Horse will cool off and come crawling back. Does she even have anywhere to go? I imagine that Daddy's unconditional love may finally have expired, especially after she shared his PMs letting her know the door was still open even after all the inflicted humiliations, which Piggy paraded as another retarded W. She'll be back and the cycle will cycle onwards. Suffer, horse.

 

[Shlomosexual]

Now he can finally pursue his dream of sticking his pig dick in Keffals shit leaking, maggot infested front hole.
No pantsu pass needed.
Five star days, bitch!

 

[spacko]

Meh, a divorce ain't happening. At least not yet. It's the same shit with the airplane. Horse will cool off and come crawling back. Does she even have anywhere to go? I imagine that Daddy's unconditional love may finally have expired, especially after she shared his PMs letting her know the door was still open even after all the inflicted humiliations, which Piggy paraded as another retarded W. She'll be back and the cycle will cycle onwards. Suffer, horse.

kino casino are pretty certain lmao

 

[Sneedling]

kino casino are pretty certain lmao

Getting out from the immediate presence of an abusive personality might wake even meigh up to a couple of things she was deluding herself about. Especially coming home from a moldy row house in a foreign country.

 

[RisingPhoenix]

Meh, a divorce ain't happening. At least not yet. It's the same shit with the airplane. Horse will cool off and come crawling back. Does she even have anywhere to go? I imagine that Daddy's unconditional love may finally have expired, especially after she shared his PMs letting her know the door was still open even after all the inflicted humiliations, which Piggy paraded as another retarded W. She'll be back and the cycle will cycle onwards. Suffer, horse.

I think Airport Bitchfight came very close to being it and the only reason it wasn't is due to Ralph whining "first I get kicked off the plane cuz you made me mad and then you set the aaylawgs off" - so then pride made her play it off as a "work"

The rest we know for sure she had no personal security over her phone. Ralph ran her Twitter ect. Willing to bet she told papa she couldn't stop Ralph leaking shit or hoping he would stop needing to tell Harry every time they did the nasty as some weird ass W.

It is weird that the exs kid getting attention is what finally made her gtfo tho. He'd been treating her like shit even before the wedding. Now she's stuck trying to get any child support out of a guy who does not want to provide a single cent if he can avoid it.

 

[𝓡𝓪𝓹𝓲𝓷 𝓒𝓪𝓻𝓵𝓽𝓸𝓷]

Meh, a divorce ain't happening. At least not yet. It's the same shit with the airplane. Horse will cool off and come crawling back. Does she even have anywhere to go? I imagine that Daddy's unconditional love may finally have expired, especially after she shared his PMs letting her know the door was still open even after all the inflicted humiliations, which Piggy paraded as another retarded W. She'll be back and the cycle will cycle onwards. Suffer, horse.

The only way I see her being dumb enough to go back is if he goes to rehab. It would be a total waste of time since Ralph is a nigger brained dipshit who would relapse within 90 days but I could see her being dumb enough to believe recovery can happen in a few months time.
And no, Mr Morris has shown unconditional love for her even through all of the insane shit and will absolutely give her a place to stay.
I know it's tempting to defer to Daddy Jewsh and maymays but Amanda's suffering is intrinsically linked to the suffering of Rozy, so maybe it's actually really faggoty to vicariously wish bad things on a baby.

May Meigh get married to a "based" black man who treats her and Rozy right and doesn't beat her to death until after Rozy moves out on her own, inshAllah

 

[joshua moon nigger monkey]

I think Airport Bitchfight came very close to being it and the only reason it wasn't is due to Ralph whining "first I get kicked off the plane cuz you made me mad and then you set the aaylawgs off" - so then pride made her play it off as a "work"

The rest we know for sure she had no personal security over her phone. Ralph ran her Twitter ect. Willing to bet she told papa she couldn't stop Ralph leaking shit or hoping he would stop needing to tell Harry every time they did the nasty as some weird ass W.

It is weird that the exs kid getting attention is what finally made her gtfo tho. He'd been treating her like shit even before the wedding. Now she's stuck trying to get any child support out of a guy who does not want to provide a single cent if he can avoid it.

Don't worry, you, the tax payer will be paying for the guntling

 

[.iota.]

Was it ever confirmed that they were actually legally married? I'm pretty sure you can get the Elvis wedding without actually signing the marriage certificate.

Not that it matters too much since neither of em have assets and I'm pretty sure Pantsu isn't eligible for alimony given their marriage was under six months. Ralph probably won't even try to get any kind of custody of Cozy Rozy, so we'll just see him fighting Pantsu over child support payments.

i believe that they were legally wed, so i'm cross-posting this from meigh's thread ...

marriages in las vegas are specifically eligible for annulment by nevada state law.

according to this and this, when a marriage in las vegas is annulled, there is no alimony, no division of property, no divorce attorneys or filings, and no documentation of the marriage. if the court finds that there is a valid claim for annulment, it's as if the marriage never happened. meigh would continue to be considered "single, never married", and the ragepig would still be considered "divorced" from his previous marriage.

 

[joebobmurphy]

I know it's tempting to defer to Daddy Jewsh and maymays but Amanda's suffering is intrinsically linked to the suffering of Rozy, so maybe it's actually really faggoty to vicariously wish bad things on a baby.

Muddafucka, that baby would be better off if both her parents group suicided, Japanese style. There is nothing that can be worse than being raised by those two, so I will wish all I want for karma to buck break both their buttholes with no lube. No misery inflicted on them could make Rozy’s life worse.

 

[𝓡𝓪𝓹𝓲𝓷 𝓒𝓪𝓻𝓵𝓽𝓸𝓷]

Muddafucka, that baby would be better off if both her parents group suicided, Japanese style. There is nothing that can be worse than being raised by those two, so I will wish all I want for karma to buck break both their buttholes with no lube. No misery inflicted on them could make Rozy’s life worse.

Well Mansu just swerved us out of the Gunt Benoit timeline, so better get used to this reality.
Ralph's presence in her life is optional, not guaranteed and likely going to be brief. But Amanda is gonna be there everyday and chronically unhappy mothers don't typically raise well adjusted kids.
I know Josh had that really shitty jingle lined up and Suffer Whorse is catching on but Rozy deserves to live in a peaceful and happy home more than Pantsu deserves whatever goofy cartoon villain ayy hawg shit people would rather happen

 

[joebobmurphy]

Well Mansu just swerved us out of the Gunt Benoit timeline, so better get used to this reality.
Ralph's presence in her life is optional, not guaranteed and likely going to be brief. But Amanda is gonna be there everyday and chronically unhappy mothers don't typically raise well adjusted kids.
I know Josh had that really shitty jingle lined up and Suffer Whorse is catching on but Rozy deserves to live in a peaceful and happy home more than Pantsu deserves whatever goofy cartoon villain ayy hawg shit people would rather happen

Even if everyone stopped ragging on her that doesn’t address the fact that Horse is a pedophile and will molest Rozy.
Do you think positive affirmations will prevent this? Well, hope in one hand and shit in the other. Tell me which one fills up first. Either way, to clarify, I believe Rozy would be better off if the Cartel gutted both her parents.

 

[Little i Internet]

Even if everyone stopped ragging on her that doesn’t address the fact that Horse is a pedophile and will molest Rozy.
Do you think positive affirmations will prevent this? Well, hope in one hand and shit in the other. Tell me which one fills up first. Either way, to clarify, I believe Rozy would be better off if the Cartel gutted both her parents.

Perhaps I am being naïve, but I choose to be a little bit optimistic. Parenthood tends to change people, for the better or for the worse.

We know from audio that May was complaining to Ralph about spending money on useless shit while Rozy was wearing old clothes.

It's also interesting to note that May and Ralph split at the same time as him taking another (technically international) trip to hang out with his degen friend (Masterson) and spite visit his other kid (also to go to court for one of his many indiscretions). Also, he was drunkenly ranting about going to Cuba recently (VAARRRRAADEEERRRROOOOOO) while his daughter wears rags (essentially).

My working theory is that this may have been too much and she made a choice to put her child first and ditch the drunken mess. It's not a redemption arc, but it could be a sign that she is willing to try and be a good parent.

I choose to believe that if you separate May from anime and degenerates, she could make better decisions and not fuck up her kid.

Will she do it? Who knows, but for the sake of the child, I want to believe. No child deserves a fucked up life because their parents can't get it together.

 

[Ghost of Guntmas Past]

Perhaps I am being naïve, but I choose to be a little bit optimistic. Parenthood tends to change people, for the better or for the worse.

it didn’t change Ralph

 

[Little i Internet]

it didn’t change Ralph

Ralph isn't a parent. He is essentially a sperm donor. He didn't change diapers. He didn't spend time with Rozy. He didn't give a shit. May did that stuff, hence why there may be cause for optimism.

Perhaps all is not lost for the kid... Who knows?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Perhaps all is not lost for the kid... Who knows?

Meigh has allowed her to be eaten alive by bugs while dragging her around in the truck without a carseat while Ralph is a drunk, stoned, and Xannied out Zombie. Rozy is so filthy in some pictures she looks like she just finished her shift in the coal mine. Rozy is still wearing the infant clothes that Meigh's parents provided her at her birth. As long as Meigh has custody of that kid it's doomed. Rozy's best chance is Meigh abandoning her on Harry's doorstep before she hops to the next lolcow.

 

[Little i Internet]

Meigh has allowed her to be eaten alive by bugs while dragging her around in the truck without a carseat while Ralph is a drunk, stoned, and Xannied out Zombie. Rozy is so filthy in some pictures she looks like she just finished her shift in the coal mine. Rozy is still wearing the infant clothes that Meigh's parents provided her at her birth. As long as Meigh has custody of that kid it's doomed. Rozy's best chance is Meigh abandoning her on Harry's doorstep before she hops to the next lolcow.

I can only speculate that if they had a car seat she would use it. Rozy would wear new clothes if they had them. They would eradicate the bugs if they could.

I'm sure at every turn Ralph said "whah would ah waste mah hard earned cash on thees bullshit? Ah work hard erry day. Ah deserve some relaxayshun", and then buy a case of beer and some xanax.

I don't have any evidence that anyone was withholding anything from Rozy except for Ralph, who everybody knows is a toxic waste of life.

I'm not suggesting that May is a good person, I'm only suggesting that maybe if she goes back to Harry they could salvage Rozy's future. I don't accept that a child is better off without parents. Ideally a stable married couple, but failing that at least a stable father or father figure. Regardless of how May turned out, its clear that Harry is the best choice of a father figure in 'tha sektur'.

 

[Procrastinhater]

How dare you besmirch this Las Vegas chapel with intimations of unlawfulness!? They we're married by a duly appointed representative of our Lord and Saviour, Elvis Presley!
Ponder the sacred scriptures and repent of your wickedness!

Fat Vegas Elvis is Best Elvis.
The man had amazing taste in Deep Fried Sandwiches too, Sliced Banana, Bacon, and Peanut butter, Deep Fried, the Elvis Special, they used to serve it at a diner I used to live near, the cook swore it was Elvis's own recipe. Sounds rotten but absolutely quality heart attack fuel.