How long did you lurk on kiwifarms.net before you registered an account?

[Doomguy246]

0

I think I just registered as a lark. I did know to use a different name and email than anywhere else.

 

[Angry Canadian]

On and off from about 2015/2016, I never lurked really long; Quinspiracy Theory was the first thing that brought me here, and the whole Brianna Wu thing, then I lurked the Randy Stair thread when that happened, Earl Hypernova when that documentary came out on him, I'm also married to a farmer (I want muh 100 points for that lmao) and she's used this site for a long time, and kept on saying I should just make an account, so I did.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I'm also married to a farmer

Dox your wife coward

 

[Angry Canadian]

Dox your wife coward

None other than @Unabashedhermaphrodite and I can confirm that I took away xirs lithium which is why xims been acting so crazy lately. Merry Christmas.

 

[Unabashed Hermaphrodite]

Hey y'all,

Angry Canadian is the reason I couldn't lurk more and thus couldn't inform people about certain things better.

He's a tool, don't engage him.

 

[Bitch Cakes]

Years. I didn’t read regularly but I’ve been aware of KF since its first iteration I think. I never considered opening an account but got so frustrated with one cow that I was like, fuck it.

 

[XANA]

Probably close to a year. Wanted to see why everyone was so mad at this place.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Years

 

[Fart]

Took me about a month of actively lurking, then another month of being registered without posting on my old account (didn’t like the username) before making Fart and starting to post there.

 

[GooseDisrupt]

A couple of years. And a year past that to be brave enough to post. Here it is, my first post. What a valid contribution.

 

[Scorn Fed]

Lurking since asian femcel Nazi Lindsay Souvannarath @Heretics on Holiday spectacularly failed to shoot up a mall food court on Valentine's Day 2015 and KF took a deep dive into her online persona.
Joined because lolcow.farm is on a death march.

 

[Banana Hammock]

Depends on what you mean by "lurked," I guess. I wasn't really a regular. Still not, honestly. I just come check in, now and then, when I'm looking for someone to laugh at or there's something I'm interested in.

 

[Kaido117]

Year to two years. I was paranoid about having an account here.

 

[Valentinian II]

Took me roughly 3 years, I'm a Trout and Tea tourist.
I never really browsed the forum enough to make an account, though.

 

[Slimy Time]

Few days I think? Stumbled on some LordKat posts when he was here, looked at some threads, liked how tabs were kept on people/groups like DSP, Chris-Chan and TGWTG, read the rules, made a throw away email, signed up.

Signing up is an IQ test. If you can read and do what it says on the register page, you will be fine.

Sets the tone and handholds you on how not to screw yourself over.

 

[SnakeEye]

6 months, I think. But I'd heard about this site a long time before I even entered it.

 

[blåhaj fucker]

About 3 years or so. Decided to just stop giving a fuck and go for it. I like stickers.

 

[Dieter Laser]

Maybe a year? I wasn’t visiting often enough to justify it, but as I have left other social media platforms I decided some interaction with similar degenerates would be nice.

Or I just wanted to say nigger a lot without repercussions.

 

[Ona Quest]

Maybe a year? I wasn’t visiting often enough to justify it, but as I have left other social media platforms I decided some interaction with similar degenerates would be nice.

Or I just wanted to say nigger a lot without repercussions.

Pretty much my story. I was lurking on and off for about two years. Made an account a while back because I was tired of mainstream social media, but still wanted to socialize with others.

 

[Brett DeLawyer]

About three months. Took more than a year for me to comment on something, though.