How long does it take Jesus to get to earth?

[Cats]

Looking for the correct answer on this one. First one gets an S sucker, like at the dentist.

 

[bliblblblbbllb]

Took her the normal nine months ish I think

 

[dick brain]

2000 years and counting.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

Jesus always lives in our !

 

[Feral Postie]

3000 business years.

 

[Aunt Carol]

It takes eight minutes for sunlight to reach the Earth, and Jesus is the Son, so I'm going to say eight minutes. Maybe a little less if the specific part of the Earth in Jesus' path is a mountain range.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

With an average walking speed of 3 miles an hour, and space being about 62 miles away from the surface of the Earth, it could be rounded to 21 hours.

Jesus is either a severe cripple or he has forsaken you.

 

[Po's Cootah]

He will probably come on Judgement Day... Which is the end of the world, when the Sun will start to grow into a red giant star and will engulf almost all the rocky planets of the Solar System but Mars. Around a billion years of now.

 

[F00LS_3RRAND]

4.5 seconds

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

OH LAWD HE COMIN'

 

[We Are The Witches]

Jesús can make it in about 15 minutes, if he takes his lowrider.

 

[TroonsDid911]

About 14 hours, 88 minutes and 69 seconds.

 

[Squishie PP]

He is already here. I can see him trimming hedges at the outside of my apartment complex right now.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Jesus actually survived namek and can use instant transmission to return home any time he wants, but he's too busy training to actually visit

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

No man knoweth the day and hour.

Mt 24:36
But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.

 

[Squishie PP]

No man knoweth the day and hour.

Mt 24:36
But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.

Translation: We can activate Jesus CoG whenever the hell we want.

 

[John Badman]

2 weeks