How Long Will Chris Live For?

[McChicken_Fucker13]

With Barb about to die any minute (if she's not dead already) and Chris going to be losing everything when she does I am genuinely curious how long people think Chris lasts before he starves to death on the streets.

 

[No_one]

Longer than this thread, for sure.

 

[Wake me up]

Chris will keep on living but the Farms may not outlive the summer with low-effort newfag posts like this.

 

[DietMtnDew]

I mean he obviously treats his body like shit, but do we have any reason to believe he's in any immediate danger?

When Borb kicks it, I predict that he's going to shack up with some other sperg from the internet who is gullible/fucked up enough to let him live in their home. After all, he's a marginalized woman now.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Lurk Moar Faggotttttt

 

[Alex Krycek]

He’s healthy, sane, brave, stunning, and beautiful. I don’t know what you’re worried about.

 

[PL 001]

With how horrible his physical health is, and how much his mental and emotional state has declined, with Barb's death looming closer and the possibility of being homeless... I'd say early to mid 50s and that's me being generous. He's a heart attack or stroke waiting to happen.

 

[Jaiman]

fuck off newfag

 

[Duke Nukem]

Chris will outlive all of us by the blessings of Nurgle and the copious amount of preservatives that exist in the fast food he eats on the regular.

 

[GS 281]

longer than this thread