How long would you last with Null sitting on your face?

[Fat Gollum]

Farts may ensue.

 

[Axiom.]

As long as he wants me to.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Before I cum? Hard to say

 

[Fat Gollum]

Before I cum? Hard to say

What if he jerked you off with his sausage fingers while he smothers you with his hairy, musky asshole?

 

[soup peddler]

Literacy has betrayed me

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

What if he jerked you off with his sausage fingers while he smothers you with his hairy, musky asshole?

Maybe that would nullify (hehe) the sensation

 

[Fat Gollum]

Literacy has betrayed me

You should be like me, I know how to write shitposts for Q&A but I don't know how to read.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I could probably survive minute or so before fading into the abyss.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Do I get a snorkel?

 

[Lou Bega]

Do I get a snorkel?

Yes, but it goes into his asshole.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

i wouldnt last long before his fat would suffocate me.

 

[Jalal-Ibn-Jalal]

Null is so fat he would crush me.