How many eggs do you eat????

[Cuntflaps]

What is the right amount of eggs???? I usually eat 2-3 eggs but I don't know how many eggs is the right number of eggs to eat. Please help with the eggs.

 

[KingCoelacanth]

 

[Chongqing]

Seven eggs a week, never before noon.

Dilate.

 

[atleast3letterslong]

The whole chicken

 

[Zarkov]

When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Every morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

I generally eat 12 dozen echidna eggs a week. Expensive, but eating them cured my cancer and took my IQ from severely retarded to moderately retarded.

 

[Monkey_Fellow]

2 eggs a week.