How many Farmers are Feds?

[Lards and Lasses]

Someone, can’t remember who, once said that the best thing to do is assume everyone you talk to online is a fed and honestly I think that’s some pretty good advice.

 

[Coffee Shits]

2%.

 

[Otis Boi]

Just turn off the lights my dude as see who glows

 

[Jewthulhu]

There are some Federal agents who casually browse here, but do so on their own time, and are not part of an investigation into the farms.

Found the fed

 

[inexplicable ethos]

I wish I was a fed. Imagine getting paid to browse kiwi farms and shitpost. Plus I bet the feds don't catch 30 day bans from 4chan for "breaking US federal law" by making a joke about fertiliser bombs.

 

[Pissmaster]

@Farmer Dave is a fed but he's been with them long enough to be on tenure so he doesn't actually have to do shit and still gets paid top dollar

 

[Livecorpse]

I wish I was a fed. Imagine getting paid to browse kiwi farms and shitpost. Plus I bet the feds don't catch 30 day bans from 4chan for "breaking US federal law" by making a joke about fertiliser bombs.

Honestly, it's not that great. I mean, it sounds fun, but when you're reading the thirtieth thread about some gross troon and struggling to think up some funny shitpost so you have a decent activity base, it gets kind of old. Plus the pay really isn't that great, your hours aren't stellar...

I mean, so I've heard. It's not like I'm a Fed or anything, I just imagine, right? This is just a thought! Hahaha! Now, tell me about your latest solution to the African question. In exact detail, please.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

I turned a guy into the feds once. We were camping together out in the mountains in Washington, he was on the run for skipping out on a court date because he had stolen a metric shit ton of peoples credit/debit cards. Everything was fine until he stole some food from me while I was out one day. So I made a call to the local rangers.

 

[GnomeofDoc]

I turned a guy into the feds once. We were camping together out in the mountains in Washington, he was on the run for skipping out on a court date because he had stolen a metric shit ton of peoples credit/debit cards. Everything was fine until he stole some food from me while I was out one day. So I made a call to the local rangers.

So you are Fed adjacent?

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

So you are Fed adjacent?

Well now everyone in this thread is Fed adjacent adjacent. Nobody can be trusted.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

So you are Fed adjacent?

Wherein it concerns people who steal my food? Yes.

 

[dismissfrogs]

i work for the american government

 

[Niggernerd]

CIA later alligator!

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

i work for the american government

It's the Water/Sewage department.

 

[Dude of Darkness]

Hello goys, ever heard about Hitler doing nothing wrong? Islam is right about fags, ((()ews))) and wimmins and (((holohoax))) is a ((()ewish))) lie

 

[Syaoran Li]

I'd be surprised if we didn't have some users on here who were feds of some sort, if not the FBI or NSA, then at least some British or European agents.

Most of them are probably lurkers, and blatantly obvious fedposting is a lot harder to pull off on a regular forum than on an image board like 4chan or 8chan.

 

[Bugs_Galore]

The optimist in me would like to say "why the fuck would the U.S government waste time and resources monitoring a fucking Australian kiwi farming website?" but then I remember all of the leaked screenshots of feds shitting up 8chan and I realize it's probably pretty likely that they are monitoring the place.

 

[Dick Pooman]

Someone high up in the FBI gets dossiers on incredibly fat women on their desk every Monday morning. Don't ask me how I know this.

 

[Khaki Shorts]

Obligatory

Spoiler: and the correct response

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

I know a black guy who's like 82 and works for the US military. Interesting guy. Apparently they got him working on some super secret project in a bunker somewhere around Memphis Tennessee. From what I hear they will extract him to the location at random times without any warning and while there he isn't allowed to have any outside contact such as newspapers, cell phones, letters, or anything like that.