How many Farmers are Feds?

[Khaki Shorts]

I know a black guy who's like 82 and works for the US military. Interesting guy. Apparently they got him working on some super secret project in a bunker somewhere around Memphis Tennessee. From what I hear they will extract him to the location at random times without any warning and while there he isn't allowed to have any outside contact such as newspapers, cell phones, letters, or anything like that.

Are you suggesting he might be on Project JULAYYYY?

 

[millais]

Farmers wouldn't be able to survive without the federal corn subsidy, so I imagine a lot of them support the federal government regardless of who's in office, so long as the subsidies flow.

 

[Lards and Lasses]

People who use thunk-provoking are definitely feds

 

[Lina Colorado]

I'm not a fed. I'm just Belgian.

 

[Spl00gies]

[ʀᴇᴅᴀᴄᴛᴇᴅ]

 

[the clap]

Apropos of nothing: I love the state of Israel

 

[Lemmingwise]

Wait this isn't our fed afterwork clubhouse? Who are you people? Who have I been sharing documents with? How to delete it all?

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

@soy_king i am a fed and i routinely kill people for my job

 

[Basketball Jones]

If you’ve ever worked for any sect of the government on either the state or federal level, you know that you’re either one of two types of people:
A)extra woke and active on social media while on the clock, but useless at your job

B)the person who has to clean up for the A-type’s fuck-ups and knows they won’t be fired because they’re a protected class due to Affirmative Action, and you’re dead inside and only doing this for the benefit package and retirement

One of these types most likely has an account or lurks because we keep them from slitting their own wrists after every thankless shift

 

[not william stenchever]

dear glow in the darks: I will take your money dm me

 

[martin123]

Whoa there OP, none of what you say can be true because that sounds like the kind of thing China would do, and we all know how much better and more virtuous our government is than the CCP.

 

[L'Homme de la Lune]

Who else but @CIA Nigger ?

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Being on a tugboat is like being a federal employee so many lolcows are feds!

They get paid to be tarded!

 

[Fireman Sam]

I'm a first responder, not a fed.
"Federal agent Sam" doesn't roll off the tongue as well you see.

 

[Lards and Lasses]

dear glow in the darks: I will take your money dm me

wait no i have way more info than this guy, im on like my 37th account here and am an expert on every lolcow under the sun.

I KNOW NULL'S REAL NAME. PAY ME.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

WHICH Farmers are feds?

 

[Orange Rhymer]

Very few of them. There are some Federal agents who casually browse here, but do so on their own time, and are not part of an investigation into the farms.
Granted, don't trust anyone who just spouts fringe / extremist rhetoric. 90% of the time, they're a Fed, informant, or schizophrenic.

edit: grammar

Additionally NEVER trust anyone attempting to goad you into an illegal or violent activity. Those are ALL feds.

"Hey kid, you don't have to do anything, just get me a few files and formulae I need..."

 

[GreenJacket]

Seeing the shit you guys post here, I can guarantee none of you are a threat to the system, so there are no feds here.

 

[soy_king]

Seeing the shit you guys post here, I can guarantee none of you are a threat to the system, so there are no feds here.

Spoken like a true fed.

 

[Dysnomia]

I assume all y'all are Feds. I'm watching the watchers.

Glad someone is watching them.