Too damn many. Here's a list of things I own/have owned.
Nintendo:
Gameboy
Gameboy Mini
Gameboy Color
Gameboy Advance
Gameboy Advance SP (2; red and ice blue)
Gameboy Micro (2; regular and Famicom editions)
Nintendo DS
Nintendo DS Lite (2; pink and light blue)
Nintendo DSi
Nintendo 3DS
Nintendo 3DS XL (Animal Crossing New Leaf edition)
Nintendo New 3DS XL (2; a red one and the limited edition Majora's Mask one)
SNES
N64
GameCube
Wii (camped outside Target the day of release when I was 16 yooooooo)
Wii U
Sony:
Playstation 1
Playstation 2
Playstation 3
Playstation 4
Playstation Vita
Xbox:
Xbox 360
Misc:
Alienware M17x
GCW Zero
Revo K101
iPhone
iPad (3)
Love my mommy, like I'm sure is true for many of you she bought me all my consoles as a kid, even though she hated video games and we had very little money. She even got me Conkers Bad Furday when i was like 10. I actually thank her sometimes to this day for buying me all those old stupid video games, she still doesn't really understand them either.
got the SNES after playing it at her boyfriends as a youngin
got the N64 after playing it at my cousins house
got the PS2 because grafix
and then Xbox for halo
Consoles:
Atari 2600
Nintendo x2
Super Nintendo
Nintendo 64
GameCube
Wii
Genesis/Mega Drive x2
32X
Saturn
Dreamcast
Playstation
Playstation 2
Playstation 3
XBox 360
Handhelds:
Game Boy x2
Watara Supervision
Game Gear
Game Boy Pocket
Game Boy Color x2
Game Boy Advance
Game Boy Advance SP
PSP 3001
Nintendo 3DS
Vita
I'm interested in purchasing some consoles - pretty much interested in everything. Especially a GBA AGS-101. But also Gameboy Micro, NES, anything old or cool. If any of you want to get rid of some stuff let me know.