How many kiwifarms members would it take to kill a space marine?

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If it was the kind from Alien probably not too many, they're basically just regular people.
If it was the kind from Halo it might take a few more, but eventually someone could probably snag a grenade and stick them.

If it was the warhammer 40k kind that would be a much bigger issue, they've got super thick powered armor with pistons and shit in it, plus they're all genetically augmented super men where as a lot of KF users are genetically defective insane people.

That said I doubt anime still exists in the time of the empirium, so probably the sexually repressed space marines would get one look at the unhinged degeneracy of the weebs, and immediately be corrupted by slaanesh so they wouldn't technically be defeated by farmers the same way the aliens in War of the Worlds weren't really defeated by humans but rather the microbes they carry, but the end result would still be a dead space marine reborn under a chaos god.

So it would just take one really obsessive user with a lot of pictures of catgirls *cough* @NekoRightsActivist
 
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Uberpenguin said:
If it was the kind from Alien probably not too many, they're basically just regular people.
If it was the kind from Halo it might take a few more, but eventually someone could probably snag a grenade and stick them.

If it was the warhammer 40k kind that would be a much bigger issue, they've got super thick powered armor with pistons and shit in it, plus they're all genetically augmented super men where as a lot of KF users are genetically defective insane people.

That said I doubt anime still exists in the time of the empirium, so probably the sexually repressed space marines would get one look at the unhinged degeneracy of the weebs, and immediately be corrupted by slaanesh so they wouldn't technically be defeated by farmers the same way the aliens in War of the Worlds weren't really defeated by humans but rather the microbes they carry, but the end result would still be a dead space marine reborn under a chaos god.

So it would just take one really obsessive user with a lot of pictures of catgirls *cough* @NekoRightsActivist
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me a genestealer, that's how catgirls are created in the first place UwU
 
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A Warhammer Space Marine could kill an essentially infinite number of normal humans.

I'm assuming that this is some kind of battle arena, and there are no other humans involved. So the Kiwi Farmers can't call on the organised militaries of their nations.
So instead lets imagine they are all transported to some new nation called Kiwistan with all their possessions and the infrastructure to sustain their lives. Kiwistan has farms, some people have guns, etc.

Assuming the Kiwis converge on the space marine immediately instead of being terrified, the Marine might eventually start to feel overwhelmed, or at least tired, after killing a few hundred armed kiwis (or a few thousand.)

The Space Marine could simply disengage, and then use their effectively infinite physical and mental endurance to wage a one man guerrilla war. Once the Marine has melted away into a swamp or forest they would be impossible to find - the marine having no need to come out of hiding for food or shelter till he feels like it, and being able to stay motionless in the most extreme environments for days or weeks.

After losing the heat, they could then plan and execute attacks to cause the most damage, before fading away into the wilderness and repeating the cycle. Over a period of weeks or months, they would whittle down the entire population of Kiwistan directly or indirectly. Depending on the chapter they might get more complex, like driving the Kiwis mad with terror, inducing famine and plague, or manipulating them to turn on eachother.

Eventually the Marine would succeed at the total genocide of all 82,444 people in Kiwistan. Adding more Kiwis only makes it take longer, unless you have so many millions that their passive population growth outweighs the amount the Marine can kill per month.
 
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