How many naked ladies does Santa Claus see when he delivers presents on Christmas Eve?

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After hearing the super annoying Santa Baby song 49 times today, I became curious as to how many women whore it up when Santa delivers his presents. I imagine that there are some households where after he comes down the chimney he comes across a housewife clad in only a red ribbon and smile while holding a plate of gourmet cookies and a glass of expensive milk and brandy and willing to sexually pleasure him in exchange for a laundry list of things they want.
 
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FatFuckFrank said:
37
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37?!?!

8777BB5 said:
After hearing the super annoying Santa Baby song 49 times today, I became curious as to how many women whore it up when Santa delivers his presents. I imagine that there are some households where after he comes down the chimney he comes across a housewife clad in only a red ribbon and smile while holding a plate of gourmet cookies and a glass of expensive tard cum and brandy and willing to sexually pleasure him in exchange for a laundry list of things they want.
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NO man--the whole point of that song is that Santa doesn't get any. Which kind of makes him a cuck.
 
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considering the fact that literally everyone walks around their house naked every single day of the year, but it is impossible to tell the exact time of bedtime for any single person on christmas eve due to meta-brownian sleep deviation (especially with respect to the fact that sunlight hours vary worldwide(, we must presume that the answer is you are a fucking virgin
 
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Y2K Baby said:
Die, Pepsifag.
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Fuck Pepsi, Fuck Coke, And more importantly fuck the Globalists
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Fucking Shill
 
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Idk but I know bunch of kids around the world have hoe's for moms, kissing the nigga and shit
 
I'm just surprised Santa hasn't been shot by someone for trespassing yet.
 
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