How many nukes would it take to draw a giant swastika on the moon?

[Penis Drager 2.0]

I mean spanning the entire Earth-facing section.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

14 or 88

 

[dick brain]

Well first of all nukes aren't real and secondly the moon isn't real but that aside I remember reading about how nukes canonically distribute concussive force laterally more than anything which makes for wide but shallow areas of affect which would in turn increase the size of the canvas you'd need so you're probably better off doing it on Earth, probably in a relatively uniform desert area like the levant.

 

[Space_Dandy]

Let's start a GoFundMe, make the dream a reality. I know how we can make lots of nukes:

 

[We Are The Witches]

Depends on how many megatons they pack.

 

[Otterly]

That’s just daft. Plant trees in the shape.

 

[RuPaul’s Drag Racist]

6 million

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

1488 nukes will do just that.

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

Why would you use nukes to draw with? Nukes are explody, not drawy

 

[Aunt Carol]

Why would you use nukes to draw with? Nukes are explody, not drawy

This is what I was going to say. A nuke makes a round crater, so that's how wide your "brush" is going to be, and forget about crisp corners. Try making a swastika with dots from a bingo dauber and you'll see the problem.

Consider a couple of rovers with plows instead. Remember the Alyeska penis last year?

The resort ended up helicoptering a whole bunch of staff up there to rub it out, but they had tourist dollars to worry about. Earth as a whole is a captive audience.

 

[Chainsaw Man]

6 million

Nah that's to many, it's probably closer to 100,000

 

[dick brain]

The resort ended up helicoptering a whole bunch of staff up there to rub it out,

Lol

 

[Aunt Carol]

Lol

I almost said "staff members" but I thought that would be too obvious.

I bet they paid a stiff fee for that helicoptering.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Use a giant laser like a normal person you weirdo.