How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[Margo Martindale]

The most puzzling question in the research of soyboys and trannys

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Can you screw in a light bulb by yourself?

 

[User names must be unique]

Erm excuse me? We use LED lights now it's 2021.

 

[Coolio55]

Reddit answer:
The government should operate and maintain all lightbulbs at taxpayer expense.
We require 24/7 surveillance of all buildings and lightbulb purchasing licences to ensure that there is no unauthorized maintenance of light fixtures.

 

[King Fructose]

r/theydidthemath

 

[Thumb Butler]

10. One to do the job and 9 to upvote.

 

[GHTD]

Depends on if they're screwing the lightbulb in the Redditor's asshole for subscribing to /r/WatchRedditDie.

 

[AbyssStarer]

1 redditor to get screwed by a light bulb

 

[BobbyBriggs69420]

there's surely an app which one could summon a professional to do this

 

[Pringles Can]

4. One to ask how to do the job, one who is simping for a trap the whole time, one who is an "expert" in screwing in a lightbulb, and another to upvote them all.

 

[RussianParasite]

4. One to ask how to do the job, one who is simping for a trap the whole time, one who is an "expert" in screwing in a lightbulb, and another to upvote them all.

You’re forgetting the “kind stranger” that needs to be thanked so really there are 5.

 

[BobbyBriggs69420]

there's surely an app which one could summon a professional to do this

if there isn't I'm going to make one, It'll be called MyDude, an AI will scan the social media and elementary school assignments of all the service providers and give them a ranking on how good of an lgbtq, bipoc and auth-com ally they are so you can rest easy that the dude (the non-gendered meaning of that word of course) who comes to fix your light or get rid of scary spiders or air up some tires is an actual great dude.

 

[Power Ranger Monster]

They couldn't. The light bulb gets banned within mere seconds for being ableist.

 

[Aunt Marge]

They wouldn't change it because now the room is black diverse.

 

[Certified_Autist]

1) Decide which light fixture needs to have the bulb replaced (can't only fix the broken one, that's discrimination against broken light fixtures)

2) Choose a lightbulb brand based on whether the chinese sweatshop that makes it is owned by a minority or woman.

3) Someone makes a claim related to the lightbulb's purported effectiveness

4) """uhm do you have a source for that? No, not inferences or logical deductions based on available data. Your source must explicitly state your point in the headline. Oh, you cited something besides a Vox/Huffington Post opinion article, so your source is invalid""""

5) There is a dispute over who gets to screw in the light bulb. In the end they decide to have everyone do it together, because they don't want anyone to feel excluded.

6) Someone feels excluded anyway and writes a wall of text passive-agressively putting down everyone else.

7) Said person is transgender so any criticism/pushback is met with bans.

8: A week later, they hold a protest because Trump breathes oxygen, and the lightbulb is broken in the ensuing riot.

9) Return to step 1.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

Implying redditors ever screw

 

[Screamer]

What a silly question. Zero. Their trans/non-binary partner's boyfriend does it for them.