How many times have you had broken bones so far?

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

For me its 3, 2x right arm, 1x left arm. who bids more?

 

[Justtocheck]

@copypaste ?

 

[Shig O'nella]

43.

 

[Nick Obre]

One, a bone on my right foot. Still recovering.

 

[Chi-com Soldier]

None, I come here every day and drink the milk.

 

[Professor G. Raff]

My right arm when I was like 5, and like 4 years back I crashed my bike and broke every toe on my right foot.

 

[DumbDude42]

never broke anyhting. worst i did was sprain an ankle once.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Just once.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Zero. Closest I've gotten is nearly having my nose broken by a football. A nose isn't made of bone, though.

 

[The Magnificence]

Never broken, strained, sprained or otherwise seriously injured anything, thanks to my superior genetics. Must suck to be a bird-boned plebe.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Broke my right foot jumping off the highest point of a playground for a school picture. When i jumped down, i landed on my feet on one of those playground bridges but my foot got caught in one of those holes on the bridge.

Took about 2 weeks to heal. Didn't have to do PE either.

Broke my right arm in a fight with my younger brother.

Thats about it

 

[Montreal Duran]

Psalm 34:20

This is the difference between me and the average man.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Do penises count? Asking for a friend.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Does beating your meat until you have a crook count

 

[Mojo Thief]

I drink milk every day and my bones are like iron. Bow before me, bonelets.

I've ripped everything that you can rip around a bone though. Torn tendons are no fun.

 

[Pony! Hugger of People]

I've only fractured two bones, and then refractured one of them after not listening to my PT

 

[A Gay Retard]

five plus maybe my nose but not badly at all for that. after the first couple times you don't wonder "is this broken" you can just tell by the sick feeling in your stomach.
"hurr durr drink more milk gay retard" my bones are normal how about everybody else just stop living so conservatively