How many vaccines is it rational to give a newborn baby

[Übertroon]

Say you're having a child soon, and the doctors have started recommending a whole range of vaccines against Rotavirus, diphtheria, tetanus, whopping cough, poliomyelitis, Hib infection, hepatitis b, pneumococcal disease, measles, mumps, rubella, papilloma virus, BCG vaccine.

Is it rational to be sceptical? A lot of people became more concerned about vaccines after the government mandates. The list seems excessively long.
Which vaccines are tried and tested, and which are relatively new?

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

vaccines cause autism, thats why we're all here.

 

[Übertroon]

vaccines cause autism, thats why we're all here.

Maybe if the parents already have autism they can cancel each other out, or you get super autism, either or

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I don't know if most of those should be given at that young of an age but overall the ones that are beneficial are:

Rotavirus, diphtheria, tetanus, whopping cough, poliomyelitis, measles, mumps, rubella. All of them were major killers of children in the past.

 

[Kiwifarmsname]

Over 9001.

 

[PositiveMonk]

It sort of becomes a balance of how much the disease is a threat, how well studied the vaccine is, and how realistic exposure to the disease your child (or you) would be in my mind. It's not something I've given a lot of thought because I haven't needed to be vaccinated for anything and there's no disease I'm really afraid of that I could be exposed to that can be vaccinated for. Diabetes or heart disease are the only diseases I'm really concerned about, and the vaccine is to not be a fat retard. Cancer too I guess, but that feels like it's honestly a crap shoot. I'm sure people with more of a medical background who are skeptical of pharma companies could make a more educated argument for/against any particular vaccine.

As a little side note, this got my noggin joggin and reminded me that I know a couple of people who claim to be skeptical of pharma companies but are pro vaccine, pro hrt, and pro anti-depressant. Which is fucking nuts. Anyone who isn't a complete retard should be assuming that these companies manufacturing drugs are out to manipulate you and hook you for life.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Adenovirus 4, 7

 

[Albino Sasquatch]

Yes.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

super autism

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

take whatever number HHH gives you and subtract one.

 

[ENDTOPII]

vaccines cause autism, thats why we're all here.

> chud, why are you anti-vax? Where do you even find these "facts" that it causes autism?
> "it's anecdotal"

 

[HarveyMCR]

How many vaccines is it rational to give a newborn baby​

How many breads have you eaten in your life?

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

6 million. It's only fair.

 

[eDove]

Zero.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Flu, Measles, Tetanus (lol anus)

 

[Clout $ Monei]

hepatitis b

Makes you that a vaccine for a sexually transmitted disease is recommended (if not mandated) to put a child in daycare or school.

 

[crustysimulacrum]

There's nothing wrong with the general vaccine schedule for babies. Most of the issues present in children such as autism are a result of common genetic mutations or parental choices. We do not talk enough about what pregnant American women consume. These bored fat housewives are defiant to their doctor's orders in pregnancy because they have dumb crunchy mom influencers whispering "you're doing a good job, mama" in their ear about every little shitty decision they make. Mercury, caffeine, artificial sweeteners, and marijuana are all linked to developmental disorders. Guess what you see them consuming while pregnant in their reels...sodas, coffee, sushi, lots of fast food, and bong hits.

Countries outside the US have been receiving vaccines for awhile but with no noticeable epidemic in autism until recently. Countries like Kuwait are having a problem now, which is suspiciously occurring at the same time as their culture popularizes American fast food and they experience an obesity epidemic. And that's not even counting the effect that air pollution has on fetal development.

 

[LazyLizard]

had it been 5-10 years ago i would say give the kid whatever and however many the doc recommends but after the whole covid shit can you really trust any vaccine anymore? i don't want to be antivax but i have a real hard time trusting anything labeled vaccine anymore.

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

Only one.

The one that gives autism.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

As long as they're circumcized it's ok to give them as many as you want.