How much does Barb restrict Chris' social interactions?

[Holdek]

As for the sig...heh heh...maybe I should put a spoiler tag on it. Although, I wouldn't really classify it as "NSFW," more like "WTF," ha ha.

Okay, come on. How can you not consider your signature NSFW? If not an animated gif of a naked manchild then what? Would there have to be full penetration before you consider something NSFW?

This really boggles my mind. I would hate to see something that you consider NSFW. I'm sure it would melt my eyes.

It's not sexual. It's just him spinning around naked, and the fact that he's spinning means his junk isn't in focus for long. It's just Chris acting stupid.

NSFW would be him humping his PS3, fucking his sex doll, ejaculating into a cup with Orange Fanta, his sex drawings...etc.

I'll put a poll up though in the CWCki forums to ask if I should put a spoiler tag on it, and if a substantial number of people think so, I'll do it so as to be courteous.

 

[Uzumaki]

It's not sexual. It's just him spinning around naked, and the fact that he's spinning means his junk isn't in focus for long. It's just Chris acting stupid.

NSFW would be him humping his PS3, fucking his sex doll, ejaculating into a cup with Orange Fanta, his sex drawings...etc.

It's full frontal nudity for fuck's sake.

Okay, whatever, we can agree to disagree on this, but clearly I was right about you having a much more extreme definition of NSFW than me. Or... you know... someone's boss would likely have.

 

[cpt cool jeans]

When Chris left for Ohio both Barb and Bob were freaking out because they thought it was a trap (more hindsight than Chris) and plus lets put it in their perspective. Their autistic snowflake son who rarely if ever left Virginia for as long as he was driving was going to drive all the way to Ohio to meet a girl he meant on the internet. If anything their paranoia is justified.

That being said I don't think she restricts him at all. The facebook posts we get shows that. He snaps random pictures of people claiming they are evil or whatever. Plus she was in the car with him when they hit Michael. Basically she doesn't control him in public why is she going to control him online? He has wised up a lot from the initial trolling until now. It took him a lot longer than most people, but I fear he is never coming back and we are all discussing the same topics from 1-2 years ago. We are beating this dead lolcow to death.

 

[Marvin]

That being said I don't think she restricts him at all. The facebook posts we get shows that. He snaps random pictures of people claiming they are evil or whatever. Plus she was in the car with him when they hit Michael. Basically she doesn't control him in public why is she going to control him online? He has wised up a lot from the initial trolling until now. It took him a lot longer than most people, but I fear he is never coming back and we are all discussing the same topics from 1-2 years ago. We are beating this dead lolcow to death.

I think the thread is more about his IRL social interactions and yeah, she restricts those a lot.

 

[Stratochu]

Hell, maybe Chris got the charges that he did because they couldn't tell who was actually driving when they hit Snyder.

oh that's an easy one. he was sitting in whichever seat reeked of

My guess is that the entire inside of the Aerostar smelled like DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS after years of Chris-Chan riding in it and shitting himself, and probably Barb shitting herself too due to old age and colitis. Probably still smells like DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS.

 

[Spork]

I think the thread is more about his IRL social interactions and yeah, she restricts those a lot.

Like how she and Bob wouldn't let Chris go to that one anime con because they thought it would have been like "walking into the troll's lair"?

 

[Marvin]

I think the thread is more about his IRL social interactions and yeah, she restricts those a lot.

Like how she and Bob wouldn't let Chris go to that one anime con because they thought it would have been like "walking into the troll's lair"?

Nah, her recent control over Chris is a lot tighter and impossible to justify, compared to her past behavior.

And I assume you're talking about Otakon. I've been trying to get him to go to Otakon for years. The year you're talking about, at least he preregistered, so I felt that even if he didn't go that year, at least he'd be out $75 or whatever it cost. The preregistration is supposed to be non-refundable, but Barb called up and complained about her retard son and managed to get a refund. :-x

 

[Holdek]

I think the thread is more about his IRL social interactions and yeah, she restricts those a lot.

Like how she and Bob wouldn't let Chris go to that one anime con because they thought it would have been like "walking into the troll's lair"?

Nah, her recent control over Chris is a lot tighter and impossible to justify, compared to her past behavior.

And I assume you're talking about Otakon. I've been trying to get him to go to Otakon for years. The year you're talking about, at least he preregistered, so I felt that even if he didn't go that year, at least he'd be out $75 or whatever it cost. The preregistration is supposed to be non-refundable, but Barb called up and complained about her retard son and managed to get a refund. :-x

Even a minor issue with the jerkops or failure to fullfill part of his probation could send him to jail and keep a felony on his record for life. It could be after his probation is up and his charge is reduced to a misdemeanor she'll loosen up.

 

[Marvin]

Like how she and Bob wouldn't let Chris go to that one anime con because they thought it would have been like "walking into the troll's lair"?

Nah, her recent control over Chris is a lot tighter and impossible to justify, compared to her past behavior.

And I assume you're talking about Otakon. I've been trying to get him to go to Otakon for years. The year you're talking about, at least he preregistered, so I felt that even if he didn't go that year, at least he'd be out $75 or whatever it cost. The preregistration is supposed to be non-refundable, but Barb called up and complained about her retard son and managed to get a refund. :-x

Even a minor issue with the jerkops or failure to fullfill part of his probation could send him to jail and keep a felony on his record for life. It could be after his probation is up and his charge is reduced to a misdemeanor she'll loosen up.

His probation is pretty light and as long as he doesn't have any legal problems for the next few months, he'll be fine.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Even a minor issue with the jerkops or failure to fullfill part of his probation could send him to jail and keep a felony on his record for life. It could be after his probation is up and his charge is reduced to a misdemeanor she'll loosen up.

Don't forget that she has her own sentence to serve for another year. Obviously not particularly stringent, considering her age, but it's still another year of walking the straight-and-narrow.

 

[pickleniggo]

Don't forget that she has her own sentence to serve for another year. Obviously not particularly stringent, considering her age, but it's still another year of walking the straight-and-narrow.

In her mind, she's always right though. It's something Chris has obviously picked up from her. If something happens and say, she tries beating a cop again, she was provoked and it's just one more part of the Greene County Conspiracy against the Chandlers. What I'm saying is that it's easy for her to justify her misdeeds, so it's not like she has to be on particularly good behavior.

 

[SPARKLETWAT]

Both of Chris's parents remind me of Jessi Slaughter's parents when her trolling first started. FFS Borb and Bob treated Chris like he's some badly behaved dog.

 

[Holdek]

Nah, her recent control over Chris is a lot tighter and impossible to justify, compared to her past behavior.

And I assume you're talking about Otakon. I've been trying to get him to go to Otakon for years. The year you're talking about, at least he preregistered, so I felt that even if he didn't go that year, at least he'd be out $75 or whatever it cost. The preregistration is supposed to be non-refundable, but Barb called up and complained about her retard son and managed to get a refund. :-x

Even a minor issue with the jerkops or failure to fullfill part of his probation could send him to jail and keep a felony on his record for life. It could be after his probation is up and his charge is reduced to a misdemeanor she'll loosen up.

His probation is pretty light and as long as he doesn't have any legal problems for the next few months, he'll be fine.

Yeah but you can get your probation revoked for "technical" violations too (in addition to "criminal"). Like failing to check in with your probation officer on time. Some states are changing the laws to where the penalties aren't the same, though, which seems like it should be an obvious thing to do.

Even a minor issue with the jerkops or failure to fullfill part of his probation could send him to jail and keep a felony on his record for life. It could be after his probation is up and his charge is reduced to a misdemeanor she'll loosen up.

Don't forget that she has her own sentence to serve for another year. Obviously not particularly stringent, considering her age, but it's still another year of walking the straight-and-narrow.

Interesting. So I guess her additional year was for the assault charge. I wonder what her community service is, considering she appears to act like a shut-in invalid.

 

[93Aiwass]

Honestly, as lonely as he probably is, his lack of online activity probably comes more from Barb than himself. She probably yells at him every time he's on the computer, and the only reason he is online at all is to Google himself and see if anybody's still talking about him. I think Chris misses his trolls.

Do you think that means we'll be able to get a saga or two out of him when Barb finally loosens her grip a little (or has no choice but to for some reason or another)?

 

[Marvin]

Honestly, as lonely as he probably is, his lack of online activity probably comes more from Barb than himself. She probably yells at him every time he's on the computer, and the only reason he is online at all is to Google himself and see if anybody's still talking about him. I think Chris misses his trolls.

Do you think that means we'll be able to get a saga or two out of him when Barb finally loosens her grip a little (or has no choice but to for some reason or another)?

No, it's not Barb keeping him off the internet. He's doing that himself.

 

[mendoza]

For now she holds him back. But when she dies, who will Chris blame for his lack of social interaction? When he is completely alone. So yeah she can be considered part of his social problems but not the sole source.

Who will he blame? TROLLS!

Trolls have been very nearly his sole source of social interaction for the past several years.

 

[NoDarkies]

For now she holds him back. But when she dies, who will Chris blame for his lack of social interaction? When he is completely alone. So yeah she can be considered part of his social problems but not the sole source.

Who will he blame? TROLLS!

Trolls have been very nearly his sole source of social interaction for the past several years.

You're right, I'd never even realised that. That's pretty sad.

 

[mendoza]

I just feel sorry for him when his 15 minutes finally run out and no one even bothers to troll him anymore.

Talk about a reality smackdown!

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I just feel sorry for him when his 15 minutes finally run out and no one even bothers to troll him anymore.

No one does troll him anymore though. No one has done anything since Bob died two years ago.

 

[BillRiley]

I just feel sorry for him when his 15 minutes finally run out and no one even bothers to troll him anymore.

No one does troll him anymore though. No one has done anything since Bob died two years ago.

Well, except for that "Chris 2012" thing back on the old board.