How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

[wry wrangler]

Has anyone ever actually seen a woodchuck?

 

[Open Window Maniac]

If it could, it would chuck 5 wood. It could chuck 10 wood if it really tried.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Only in a stew.

 

[RolandD-10]

A canopy.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

 

[Fek]

As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

 

[Slav Power]

Chuck Norris