How often does Chris speak?

[Very Honest Content]

Yet they both still expect society to accept and accommodate them? It's amazing that as time goes on we see more and more of Barb imprinted in Chris.

Well I'd say you've always seen that from the beginning, Bob being such a faded male paternal role model for Chris to emulate from his first breath probably helped seal that fact immediately. It also isn't such an awful thing for even the mentally disturbed Barb or Chris to expect a free society like the US to accept them as long as they aren't impinging on others rights by their actions or attitude of not caring to conform to the social expectations set on them. The expectation of accommodation though is where they start to wander off into the unacceptable portions of their interactions with the world outside their communal bunker together when it comes to their flaunting of social conventions.

Personally, Christopher's, well I guess, balls, shown in rocking full regalia (and shamelessly letting his full horny guy basest of mating instincts let him as openly flirt with women as he's capable of at that time in attempt to complete the Love Quest for ) in that part of the US brings some of the most genuine smiles to my face regarding all his antics because I'm of the opinion that state could use some flaunting of what they've had ingrained in their state culture since its founding as being their guiding and ordering principles and would do the area some good. As for most of the rest of him . . . let me stop there before I drift off into territory because I never find fox-dicks amusing on any level.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

This. Just being able to be around non- people regularly would be a big improvement on his social life. Recently, I was talking to a friend of mine, and he goes to Magic the Gathering tournaments (or some bullshit, I don't remember the specific game). From what he was telling me, Chris would be very middle of the road as far as asocial tards go.

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[Zim]

Chris never was very good at speaking and that's part of what makes him hilarious. I know people who know english as a second/third language that speak way better then him. Due to the Chandler frame of mind he probably didn't get too much in the way of speech therapy either as a kid because lord knows that their kid is just like everyone else unless he gets in trouble and then he's disabled.

He's gotten a lot worse over the years as most can tell. I think it's part isolation and part environment. Being forced to live in a crap pile with a weird old lady (in this case his mom) would start to make anyone feel crazy and if you lose your mind too much then it starts to affect your speech too. I'd say he only talks to customer service reps while checking out and his mom and that makes for very poor socializing.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I'm starting to think that Chris has never really spoken, and that trolls have just put peanut butter on the roof of his mouth to make it appear that way.

 

[CatParty]

He does have a grudge against Mr. Ed.

 

[The Dude]

I always imagined Chris as being the type of person who mutters to himself.

 

[QI 541]

His "IAN BRANDON SOMETHING" video convinced me that he actually has the potential to be a great motivational speaker... as long as someone else writes his speeches.

 

[Tommy Wiseau]

You know, I have been said many times to my speech skills as screenwriter and an actor, "Tommy, how do you do it?" and it's like I always say, it's what you feel that count. You see what I mean? I don't have to think about what I say because I feel it. If you love everybody, then say it! If you don't, don't. Ha ha. Well you can, but sometimes what you feel is not what you should express. And that's my point, a good speaker of English languages knows that you must find a line between bad and good. Chris, he can't see a difference. You could give him really good words, but he cannot express what he cannot feel. If you don't express, why speak? That's why I don't think Chris speaks a lot much, but when he does it's confusion because that's what he feels and what he feels he can express. And it's like I always say, you're only as smart as you feel. Where does that put Chris? Ha ha.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

His "IAN BRANDON SOMETHING" video convinced me that he actually has the potential to be a great motivational speaker... as long as someone else writes his speeches.

And reads them.

 

[Henry Bemis]

As long as Chris remembers all the numbers from 1 to 10 and the phrase "no pickles," he'll be fine.

 

[BillRiley]

I always imagined Chris as being the type of person who mutters to himself.

Nah, you're probably thinking of schizophrenics. With autistic people, stemming fulfills pretty much the same function as muttering.

 

[Zero Gun: Fenrir]

Perhaps, the noise Chris makes that we take to be speech is actually the air leaving the hollow sack of flesh that he calls a body.

 

[Zim]

Chris probably at this point probably talks mostly to himself. Barb can't be fun to talk to and when you get isolated you talk to yourself. I'd imagine he narrates a lot of his thoughts to himself even to the point of doing this in public at least a little.

 

[CatParty]

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Sometimes as he paced, he would sing or shout. Nobody really could ever tell what he was saying. Oh yeah, and he always wore the same shirt, a nice little long-sleeved red and blue number that had a gold crest on the left side, and white collar and cuffs.

Eventually, I guess he got bored of just pacing like that, because he started to bring his Gameboy SP with him. He had his headphones hooked up to it. So he would pace like that, all the time. His peak hours were usually between 2o and 4:00, and he usually left by 5:00.

Then, one day he decided to start pacing on the Pac Sun side, so he started pacing in front of our store. I think the people at Abercrombie were relieved, because they were worried about the floor out front getting worn down.

So this one day, on the day it started (it will be explained in short order), we were doing floorset, and Lin Lin noticed that Crazy Pacer kept looking into Pac Sun as he paced, and she also noticed that he has a fair amount of junk in his trunk, if you know what I mean. And Star and I both noticed at the same time that his jeans were high-water. And we all laughed at him. Noooo, actually we were laughing with him, he just didn't know it, and he wasn't laughing along. And this day, he was acting particularly crazy. He'd pace and pace, then stop and shout something at the wall, then keep pacing. And he also did some singing, even getting into the vibrato falsetto junks, it was hilarious.

he does have a history of shouting and muttering and talking to himself.

 

[PickleTron7000]

I'd imagine he narrates a lot of his thoughts to himself even to the point of doing this in public at least a little.

So it's kind of like Ralphie from Christmas Story. I wonder who narrates the voice of future Chris. Bob Saget?

 

[CatParty]

I'd imagine he narrates a lot of his thoughts to himself even to the point of doing this in public at least a little.

So it's kind of like Ralphie from Christmas Story. I wonder who narrates the voice of future Chris. Bob Saget?

in his mind, jaleel white

more appropriate would be a reincarnated lorenzo music

 

[MysticMisty]

Chris probably hasn't had a proper conversation with someone since he quit church. Barb doesn't count and I don't think she says much anyways. Just tells him to fetch her some food and that he's her special little snowflake.

 

[Zim]

Chris probably hasn't had a proper conversation with someone since he quit church. Barb doesn't count and I don't think she says much anyways. Just tells him to fetch her some food and that he's her special little snowflake.

He talks to Siri. It's his new galpal and potential Sweetheart From The Ground Up.

 

[pickleniggo]

Does anyone know why Chris had a baritone voice in high school and now has a high voice? I know that people who are isolated and don't talk to people soon speak unintelligibly, so I don't know if something similar happened to OPL.

Puberty saw what was to be in the future and did a quick 180.

 

[Big Bob Pataki]

i wonder how far his voice has deteriorated since we last heard him speak. how high could it possibly go? does he even have a voicemail greeting anymore?