How should one tell their family that one is a furry?

[Ratboy Genius]

ASKING FOR A FRIEND .....

 

[Bloodfeast Island Man]

With a suicide note.

 

[Certified_Autist]

Step 1) Don't tell them, you will never recover or live it down

Step 2) delete your porn and go to church

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Suicide note profusely apologizing for being a horrific abomination

 

[Stabmaster Arson]

With a suicide note.

Damnit, beaten by 13 minutes, I came here to crack this joke. Was going to say you could start it with "I have some good news, and some bad news. First the bad news, I'm a furry. Now the good news, I'm killing myself".

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

By doing a flip in their fursuit.

 

[and 17 others]

Dad I'm retarded

 

[Jason Wynn]

Show them that CSI episode “Fur and Loathing” and then tell them you want to be a sexy kitty just like the man on the show as well.

 

[Retink]

"Mom, Dad, Mom's Husband, I am homosex."

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

You don't, just be financial independent and you can do whatever you want. It shouldn't really matter for a furfag tho, as afaik furrydom is more a sexual fetish comparing to otherkins and therians.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Preferably at a large event, like a wedding or Thanksgiving, just show up in your furry fuck suit and start humping things while loudly exclaiming “this is who I really am!”

 

[FiddleAFox]

By showing off your furry gf.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

by self deleting in the living room

 

[Little oak tree]

They will never accept you, you need to put down the family's dog, put on his pelt and live as a dog for the rest of your life.
That's the only way you'll get love from your family as a furry.
(leave a note saying you left to make a life for yourself, but that you accidentally run over the dog on your way out and that's why it's so ugly now)

 

[TroonsDid911]

"So remember when you caught me with the family dog? I want you to know its part of my rich and diverse culture..."

 

[Soycast Guy]

Walk into the same room as them on all fours and just bark wildly. They’ll send you to your local church for an exorcism and help you find God.

 

[byuu]

Just let your mum figure it out for herself when you ask her to sew in zippers in the front and back of your fursuit.