🐱 How the 1% are preparing for the apocalypse - luxury bunkers!

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http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/20/luxury/doomsday-luxury-bunkers/


Say "doomsday bunker" and most people would imagine a concrete room filled with cots and canned goods.

The threat of global annihilation may feel as present as it did during the Cold War, but today's high-security shelters could not be more different from their 20th-century counterparts.
A number of companies around the world are meeting a growing demand for structures that protect from any risk, whether it's a global pandemic, an asteroid, or World War III -- while also delivering luxurious amenities.
"Your father or grandfather's bunker was not very comfortable," says Robert Vicino, a real estate entrepreneur and CEO of Vivos, a company he founded that builds and manages high-end shelters around the world.

"They were gray. They were metal, like a ship or something military. And the truth is mankind cannot survive long-term in such a Spartan, bleak environment."

Many of the world's elite, including hedge fund managers, sports stars and tech executives (Bill Gates is rumored to have bunkers at all his properties) have chosen to design their own secret shelters to house their families and staff.
Gary Lynch, general manager of Texas-based Rising S Company, says 2016 sales for their custom high-end underground bunkers grew 700% compared to 2015, while overall sales have grown 300% since the November US presidential election alone.
The company's plate steel bunkers, which are designed to last for generations, can hold a minimum of one year's worth of food per resident and withstand earthquakes.



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You know what's funny? People that own this kind of thing imagine it will be a panacea to the apocalypse for them, if it were to happen. What they don't realize is the slow insanity that will take place, no matter how many nicities they have. I can only see these people, post apocalypse two years in, either running out of shit, or running out of sanity, and wandering into the wasteland as the worst vault dweller imaginable, totally unprepared and totally unhinged.
 
You know what's funny? People that own this kind of thing imagine it will be a panacea to the apocalypse for them, if it were to happen. What they don't realize is the slow insanity that will take place, no matter how many nicities they have. I can only see these people, post apocalypse two years in, either running out of shit, or running out of sanity, and wandering into the wasteland as the worst vault dweller imaginable, totally unprepared and totally unhinged.

Real preppers just buy guns. Lots and lots and lots of guns. And the addresses of fatasses who buy shit like this. Ten minutes after the apocalypse, they'll still have their guns, and they'll also have these guys's shit, too.
 
I can only see these people, post apocalypse two years in, either running out of shit, or running out of sanity, and wandering into the wasteland as the worst vault dweller imaginable, totally unprepared and totally unhinged.
So?

In the kind of crazy apocalyptic event these bunkers are made for 80% of us would die miserably like background characters in a Mad Max movie in just a few weeks.
 
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And what's stopping the armed guards from turning on the residents?

What's to stop the poor, radiation stricken masses from busting in with whatever they can find?

Real preppers just buy guns. Lots and lots and lots of guns. And the addresses of fatasses who buy shit like this. Ten minutes after the apocalypse, they'll still have their guns, and they'll also have these guys's shit, too.

Exactly. And if they ran out of food they can always eat the rich.
 
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all i did was purchase a missile silo and started renovations. these places are clearly built around comfort and the concept of distraction. the largest indicator of their lack of suitability is the long term self-sufficiency of the place. i note, like someone else mentioned, there's little discussion on power, water, air, heat, light (yes light, which helps stave off sickness in many ways and helps normalize sleep schedules) and renewable food sources with variety. merely hoarding goods is a delay - not a semi-permanent dwelling. this is true even without any sort of apocalypse - like if you were to try and survive off the grid in Alaska or something.

i would also kind of guess that at least some of these places have some available aquifer and maybe steam or natural gas power/heat source for the ones that were smart enough (or wealthy enough) to buy into it. many in NYC and SF just use "super panic rooms" in their existing luxury apartments. some of the people that i've met that buy these sorts of places are also the type that believe in purchasing talismans (just like the nutty "bandit survivors" that seek to live a raiding lifestyle on their mobility scooters and Vulcan Arms AR) rather than acquiring training, practicing and testing their survivable plan, and research into long term isolated survival.

Robert Kiyosaki is just such the type that i've interacted with that has bought into machineguns, taking them off the market and hoarding them (but not buying any sort of meaningful training and arguably not doing regular maintenance either), dried food, and ammunition in a glorified armored box without regard to anything further than merely buying things.
 
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Well that's just nutty.
If you want to see what one might look like watch the first episode of season 3 of Last Man on Earth, I'm pretty sure they based it on this.
One neat thing was that it had a drone so you could look and see what the world was like. I don't know if the real thing has that.
 
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