how things are right now - 4/7/2018

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The thumbnail is obvious clickbait since she knows people just watch her fat.

PiggyPie said:
I know its already been said but I can'get past her disgusting hair.
Jesus Christ gorl go take a fucking shower.

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Not sure what's worse the hair or that back neck fat hanging out. Is that a normal hair line? It really looks like it's balding and I don't think she had that in earlier videos.

As she talked about Becky's sister finally driving she should be thinking about doing the same. Becky said her sister is older and finally driving...what about her gf finally driving instead of her driving her all around.
 
An 8 piece shrimp tempura roll is ~500 calories. If she ate everything on the plate that's 1,000 calories of sushi. Then she ate fucking Cracker Barrel for breakfast the next day. Unless she just got eggs and a side that's another 1,000 calories. At this point let's just assume all of her meals are at least that much, plus all of the grazing she does during the day. Such a dainty eater, consuming half of the average person's daily calorie needs with every meal.
 
The video is called "How Things Are Right Now". I'd say they are pretty damn good (at least on the farm). (Edited to add more info)

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497 said:
As she talked about Becky's sister finally driving she should be thinking about doing the same. Becky said her sister is older and finally driving...what about her gf finally driving instead of her driving her all around.
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Yet another area of life where her weight is the sole thing holding her back. Plenty of people have anxiety about driving- hell, some amount of trepidation is normal when you're piloting a machine that can potentially kill people- but anxiety is no excuse. There are driving schools that will literally start you off by driving around the block and have you confidently driving on the highway within 2 weeks. I've seen middle aged ladies so panicky they'd freak out if a balloon popped learn how to drive. Amber has no goddam excuse.

It does pose an interesting catch 22 though. Would Amber rather lose weight and treat her underlying mental illness to live a normal life,(:optimistic:) but lose the main reason people watch her otherwise boring YouTube channel? Or will she continue to gain weight so she can leech off her girlfriend more and avoid getting a real job?

Only time will tell.
 
497 said:
As she talked about Becky's sister finally driving she should be thinking about doing the same. Becky said her sister is older and finally driving...what about her gf finally driving instead of her driving her all around.
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I was thinking the same thing. I'm really surprised AL left that part in the vlog with Becky speaking about how proud she is that her sister is going to be driving now... I wonder if Amber feels ANY shame at all. Wouldn't she want Becky to feel proud of her too for stepping out of her comfort zone and learning to drive? Granted, she would still need this elusive "ID" or "license" people keep speaking of first in order to do that.
 
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At first I had to laugh/eyeroll at the longest pause ever as she scrambled for an excuse as to why they were eating out, yet again, for breakfast. But jeezus, then she started stroking out with her word salad. Girl, get help.
 
497 said:
As she talked about Becky's sister finally driving she should be thinking about doing the same. Becky said her sister is older and finally driving...what about her gf finally driving instead of her driving her all around.
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All her cooing about Becky's sister learning to drive was disingenuous. "I'm super pumped!" stfu Amber, your jealousy shines through, you're incredibly transparent. "Super pumped" lol
 
ihavent_ee_uhn said:
I was thinking the same thing. I'm really surprised AL left that part in the vlog with Becky speaking about how proud she is that her sister is going to be driving now... I wonder if Amber feels ANY shame at all. Wouldn't she want Becky to feel proud of her too for stepping out of her comfort zone and learning to drive? Granted, she would still need this elusive "ID" or "license" people keep speaking of first in order to do that.
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Right... how awkward (or not) it is for Becky to say all of that about her sister driving and getting over the panic attacks, getting a car, etc.... but then wait, the only thing holding your girlfriend back is 300 pounds of blubber blocking the shift. And this vlog is over a week old before their own car broke down. lol... time for AL to break Jennifer's car probably out of jealously she can fit in it.
 
The blander/shorter her vlog is, the more time she spent binging and raging that week. Does the big gay family play board games together anymore?
 
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xenomorph said:
Pharmacy tech eh?

Now we know how ALbert is affording her meds.
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Even if a pharmacy tech position at Walmart offered the opportunity for discount medications, it certainly wouldn't extend to her sister's leeching girlfriend. A person with severe anxiety over driving doesn't seem like the kind of person to pocket prescription pills from their job, especially since it's a licensed position. Not to mention, it'd be difficult to steal pills from a more run-down mom and pop pharmacy as an employee, forget about doing it at Walmart.

Bolth Gorl said:
The video is called "How Things Are Right Now". I'd say they are pretty damn good (at least on the farm). (Edited to add more info)

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This whole dox seems kind of petty and unnecessary at this point. Becky's sister isn't AL and we have no idea how much of AL's broadcasting she's agreed to. It's wouldn't be the first time AL uploaded videos of someone's child and home without permission, and if Becky's sister really needed the transportation from Becky she might have been hesitant to make it a big issue. Or maybe she has no idea that it's happening in the first place, AL has never vlogged when Becky's sister has been with them.
 
formerfatcow said:
Even if a pharmacy tech position at Walmart offered the opportunity for discount medications, it certainly wouldn't extend to her sister's leeching girlfriend. A person with severe anxiety over driving doesn't seem like the kind of person to pocket prescription pills from their job, especially since it's a licensed position. Not to mention, it'd be difficult to steal pills from a more run-down mom and pop pharmacy as an employee, forget about doing it at Walmart.



This whole dox seems kind of petty and unnecessary at this point. Becky's sister isn't AL and we have no idea how much of AL's broadcasting she's agreed to. It's wouldn't be the first time AL uploaded videos of someone's child and home without permission, and if Becky's sister really needed the transportation from Becky she might have been hesitant to make it a big issue. Or maybe she has no idea that it's happening in the first place, AL has never vlogged when Becky's sister has been with them.
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Nah it's only for information Al purposes. Calm down
 
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