how things are right now - 4/7/2018

[Barbarella]

Why does she consistently call her trying to lose weight a “journey?” Where the fuck does she think she’s going? I hate the word journey in regard to things that aren’t a vacation, such as “cancer journey” or “alcoholism journey” but I particularly am annoyed by Amber’s use of it. She never says diet or lifestyle change or anything realistic. It’s like she doesn’t think of it any other way but a trip she’ll never take.

The only journey this gorl takes is to restaurants. A real journey, like to Bora Bora, will never happen. Her journey is a slow one to disability and death.

That sushi looked like it was supposed to be family style, not for one person.

FYI: Looking at that picture on an iPad and expanding it, you can see those are definitely holes in Amber’s pants. And I guess there is nothing more to be said about her slobbishness as it’s obvious; going out to eat with filthy hair and holey pants and PJ tops and letting animals sleep on her clean clothes are not exactly the actions of meticulous people. With cats, there is not only hair, but also dander, bug eggs, litter bits, and other stuff you can’t see, not to mention leaving wrinkles, and I sure wouldn’t want it on my clean clothing. Yes, cats are relatively clean animals but they are still animals. Animal lovers know that they have to wash their clothes often because animals sit on you - not that you can let them make beds out of your clothing. Geez.

The back of her neck is very Slatonish.

 

[Xenomorph]

Why does she consistently call her trying to lose weight a “journey?” Where the fuck does she think she’s going? I hate the word journey in regard to things that aren’t a vacation, such as “cancer journey” or “alcoholism journey” but I particularly am annoyed by Amber’s use of it. She never says diet or lifestyle change or anything realistic. It’s like she doesn’t think of it any other way but a trip she’ll never take.

The only journey this gorl takes is to restaurants. A real journey, like to Bora Bora, will never happen. Her journey is a slow one to disability and death.

That sushi looked like it was supposed to be family style, not for one person.

FYI: Looking at that picture on an iPad and expanding it, you can see those are definitely holes in Amber’s pants. And I guess there is nothing more to be said about her slobbishness as it’s obvious; going out to eat with filthy hair and holey pants and PJ tops and letting animals sleep on her clean clothes are not exactly the actions of meticulous people. With cats, there is not only hair, but also dander, bug eggs, litter bits, and other stuff you can’t see, not to mention leaving wrinkles, and I sure wouldn’t want it on my clean clothing. Yes, cats are relatively clean animals but they are still animals. Animal lovers know that they have to wash their clothes often because animals sit on you - not that you can let them make beds out of your clothing. Geez.

The back of her neck is very Slatonish.

All roads lead to the Roadhouse.

 

[melissarendato]

she says lifestyle change all the time lol

 

[497]

She did call it a lifestyle change at the beginning of January. Diet is just ones way of eating so that could mean anything, like a diet of Texas Roadhouse because the Cheesecake factory is 2 hours away.

While I'm ok with pets laying on me I think it is going a little too far to leave clothes piled on the floor especially knowing the cats will lay on them and get them dirty again. Plus they are on the floor and get dirty again anyway. But this is the gorl that just changes her shirt when the dog peed on her and didn't shower. And wears the same clothes to bed 2 nights in a row because she forgot to pack.

 

[Dangerhair]

Have you seen what she uploads to YT? Of course she doesn't.


The thing is, Amber is 5'3". She has to have the seat all the way forward so her feet can reach the pedals. Foodiebeauty and Hungryfatchick, if I'm not mistaken, weight less than Amber, and it's possible they're also taller.

Chantal (Foodie Beauty) claims to weigh 370 (definitely north of 400 now) and she's 5'0". That's why she looks as big, if not bigger, than Amberlynn despite weighing 100 pounds less.

Amber also had really bad luck with weight distribution- huge handles, thighs and shelf ass, but mosquito bites up top.

 

[CindyChafe]

Either Amber has something on her butt that she was fuck all bothered to wipe off or she has a hole on her ass cheek. If its the latter, I can only imagine she's not going to buy a new pair of leggings and just let it keep getting bigger with each wear.

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I don't think this is what Fergie meant by "my humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps, in the back and in the front" but it is certainly an interpretation.