How to achieve open-carry in the United Kingdom

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

In Sikh culture there is this type of ceremonial knife called a kirpan. Sikh's keep kirpans specifically for self defense against Muslims if they're ever assaulted by one. Their religious faith requires them to carry one on their person at all times, which includes open-carry.

Now whenever a society wants to ban something the government deems unacceptable, they tend to be forced to bend in favor of religious institutions should that ban conflict with a religious tradition. For example, hallucinogens are banned in the United States except for in Native American religious ceremonies.

The United Kingdom already makes exemptions for the kirpan, such as the 2012 Olympics where it was allowed. All you have to do to get open carry is convert to Sikhism to the government's face and voila, you have open carry of a weapon that will make any Paki think twice about assaulting you.

Pictured here is the kirpan aped from Wikipedia.

 

[Troonos]

You should try it out. The only disadvantage is the inevitable traction alopecia from having your hair pulled up in that rag all the time.

 

[Doctor Love]

Step 1) Acquire so many guns among so many people that they literally can't stop you from open carrying.

 

[Taser Confetti]

I've read quite a few of those daggers are fake aka either butter knife dull or a rod of metal glued permanently into the sheath.

Then there's the whole having to LARP as a pajeet for the rest of your life.

 

[Spud]

Just paint yourself Black and no one will try to stop and search you, allowing you to carry what you like.

 

[Cirrhosis_of_Liver]

First, we kill all the lawyers.