How to act schizo 101?

[soda pimp]

I'm creating a schizophrenic fire mage NPC who thinks he's possessed by a demon in my DND one shot. Please give me some basic schizo tactics to truly impress my friends.

 

[CiaphasCain]

Typical sign of schizophrenia is to see patterns and hidden messages that aren't there. Is that a blinking traffic light? No, its the Federal Bureau of Traffic Control trying to send you an encoded message.

 

[Executive Petrel]

Be convinced that there is Jews in the bread!

Spoiler: Context for anyone not in the know

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Actually fluor contains bugs and soy, use a hand mill to make your own bread.