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How to Avoid Causing/Being the Subject of Forum Drama
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... I should send nudes to Dynastia?
Seems odd, but I see no reason to distrust anyone here.
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I'm amused by a few of the comments here. Apparently many of you think that kiwifarms.net is a shark tank inhabited by vicious, angry piranhas who will devour your flesh at the first sign of weakness. If some highly unusual circumstance forced me to compare this site's userbase to a fish, kiwis are really more like the sharks from Finding Nemo who try to only eat vegetables or some shit. But again that's only if I were absolutely forced to make a comparison, because that's not really a good one either.
Normally I would say that the easiest way to not get noticed is to keep your spaghetti in your pants and not, say, make your avatar your furry OC getting sodomized by a pastel horse or use the same username as the one you use to write awful Steven Universe self-insert fanfiction. It seems like common sense not to do something like that, but if there's anything we've learned it's that most kiwis have no common sense at all, and chances are if you are the kind of person who needed this advice it's already too late for you. So from there we move on to the next step.
I said "normally" because even if you do that it's really easy to get out of it. Just don't draw attention to yourself. Don't defend yourself, and above all things do not get mad. Those are the only four important words in this post because when you get down to it the Kiwi Farms is largely a crowd of people who get off on people getting mad at them, the silly people on the computer, so they can laugh at them and call them poopyface and fatty ding dongs while writing 4-paragraph essays on why their arguments are wrong. Anger is the metaphorical blood for our hypothetical Finding Nemo sharks. Not being angry makes you boring, and users on this website have the memory of a sieve so they'll completely forget about you and move on to the next person they can call a faggot in a week. The best-case scenario is that they will give you a gold star for Not Being Mad and hold hands and sing kumbaya around a fire with you like they did with that pad dude and the dude who's a half. I heard they'll give you back rubs and maybe a cookie. A lot of users here are very fucked up people with very low standards for friendship, so it's very possible. In my opinion we let quite a few people get away way too easily actually, but that's neither here nor there.
Even if you're knee deep in halal it's never too late to turn around. Wizzrobe posted his terrible in a funny way Bionicle manga back in May, and even got mad about it, but after a couple days the gears clicked in his head to, get this, stop replying! and he did. If your reaction to me saying this is "who's Wizzrobe again?", you've proved my point. He's probably lurking or has an alt right now and no one knows. Another example is the poster who said he liked the idea of fucking dogs. He didn't even make an alt and is still lurking here and occasionally even posts.
tl;dr becoming halal isn't a precipice that any normal person could fall into by making one mistake, it's something that's only going to happen to an absolute total faggot autist and if you're at the point where you get a thread I have no sympathy for you at all. You can really be as strange and open about being strange as you like; just don't fall for the fucking honeypot.
Normally I would say that the easiest way to not get noticed is to keep your spaghetti in your pants and not, say, make your avatar your furry OC getting sodomized by a pastel horse or use the same username as the one you use to write awful Steven Universe self-insert fanfiction. It seems like common sense not to do something like that, but if there's anything we've learned it's that most kiwis have no common sense at all, and chances are if you are the kind of person who needed this advice it's already too late for you. So from there we move on to the next step.
I said "normally" because even if you do that it's really easy to get out of it. Just don't draw attention to yourself. Don't defend yourself, and above all things do not get mad. Those are the only four important words in this post because when you get down to it the Kiwi Farms is largely a crowd of people who get off on people getting mad at them, the silly people on the computer, so they can laugh at them and call them poopyface and fatty ding dongs while writing 4-paragraph essays on why their arguments are wrong. Anger is the metaphorical blood for our hypothetical Finding Nemo sharks. Not being angry makes you boring, and users on this website have the memory of a sieve so they'll completely forget about you and move on to the next person they can call a faggot in a week. The best-case scenario is that they will give you a gold star for Not Being Mad and hold hands and sing kumbaya around a fire with you like they did with that pad dude and the dude who's a half. I heard they'll give you back rubs and maybe a cookie. A lot of users here are very fucked up people with very low standards for friendship, so it's very possible. In my opinion we let quite a few people get away way too easily actually, but that's neither here nor there.
Even if you're knee deep in halal it's never too late to turn around. Wizzrobe posted his terrible in a funny way Bionicle manga back in May, and even got mad about it, but after a couple days the gears clicked in his head to, get this, stop replying! and he did. If your reaction to me saying this is "who's Wizzrobe again?", you've proved my point. He's probably lurking or has an alt right now and no one knows. Another example is the poster who said he liked the idea of fucking dogs. He didn't even make an alt and is still lurking here and occasionally even posts.
tl;dr becoming halal isn't a precipice that any normal person could fall into by making one mistake, it's something that's only going to happen to an absolute total faggot autist and if you're at the point where you get a thread I have no sympathy for you at all. You can really be as strange and open about being strange as you like; just don't fall for the fucking honeypot.
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Halal isn't a danger here, the shitty high school clique drama is. If you do any socialization on this website at all, you're going to get dragged into it and when you're at the point where people have each others' power words and real life pictures and know what the other people are into sexually, well then it isn't simply a matter of walking away cleanly. People will tell you to your face that your quirks are endearing but when you get ostracized, those quirks will absolutely be used against you. People on this site prove time and time again that they're petty and vindictive and your only social security is to gather as much ammo against others as possible so when you're lit on fire, the powder keg you're sitting on will hurt others too. A nuclear arms race of dick pictures and proof of deviancy, if you will.
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I work to actively lower the posting quality on the board and I encourage all of you to do the same. Has anyone here ever gotten an STI from a furry? MAKE A THREAD ABOUT IT.
Or don't!! Go into another thread that already exists and talk about it there!
Or don't!! Go into another thread that already exists and talk about it there!
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the fact that you actually feel the need to say all this, means theres no hope for the community
if you're just a huge group of autists talking about other autists....expect autism
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What if your entire purpose here is to explore horrifyingly deviant feelings you have towards autistic cows?
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whats the point of collecting ammo when you can just invent any "fact" when you need it ? It's going to work just as well.
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im going to preface this by saying DNJack likes the idea of fucking dogs
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I have dirt on a bunch of ppl here. It's not ammo though, because if people decide to be vicious vindictive shits at me my only possible reaction will be "lol this is the internet". Don't go Mutually-Assured Destruction with ppl's secrets that's retarded this is the internet not Game of Thrones.
How to avoid drama
1) Say whatever you want to say whenever you want to say it
2) Don't be a crying butthurt faggot
3) This is the internet ffs
How to avoid drama
1) Say whatever you want to say whenever you want to say it
2) Don't be a crying butthurt faggot
3) This is the internet ffs
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What if whatever you want to say includes being a crying butthurt faggot?
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Harden the fuck up and what you want to say will no longer include being a crying butthurt faggot.
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every time i try to directly confront people in posts it gets deleted so i'm forced to be a passive aggressive asshole behind their back. this is not my fault this is the shit mods fault
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why go through a middle man when i can just tell tumblrfags in deep thoughts that self diagnosis isn't a valid form of diagnosis.
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Drama breaking out in the "How to avoid forum drama" thread.
LMAO. Never change Kiwis, never change.
LMAO. Never change Kiwis, never change.
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ur like 12 shet up
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I read this as "Hayden the fuck up" before reading the rest of the sentence, which isn't what Hayden would do.
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