How To Be Cool On The internet: A Tutorial

Daddy's Angry Juice

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Hey guys, have you ever felt down? Felt like an outcast? Felt like you got way too many 'dumb' reactions to a stupid throwaway joke?
Don't get all of the 'winners' that you think you deserve?

Well Daddy's Angry Juice, online professional and personal friend of Null, is here to help you.

With my 90 day online course, with mandatory 3 week non-paid internship at Daddy's Angry Jamba Juice,
you can be an online legend just like my friend and former lover Joshua Conner Moon.

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No, you heard that right, i will teach you the secrets to being an internet legend just like Null.

You might ask yourself how does a simple tutorial by a guy like me, answer the question of how to be cool on the the internet
and Ill just pass that question to the man himself.

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You heard it here folks, only I can provide you with the best insights on internet culture, we dont play any fucking faggoty games around here, right?
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So sign up now and get 30 percent off a bulk order of Kraft singles
 
In 2009 while high I consumed an entire package of Kraft singles in both grilled cheese and out of the cellophane forms. I.e. 16 slices of the cheese God intended, or 1,000 calories.

It produced what I can only describe as "endless coils" the next morning. Not sure if I want 30% off a bulk order but it is tempting.
 
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