How to Detect a Retard

[AnOminous]

This is an actual fact, not a shitpost. People with IQs under 90 are literally incapable of understanding conditional hypotheticals. I'm not kidding either, this is scientific fact.

To detect a retard, just ask them how they'd feel if they hadn't had breakfast. They will respond with something like but I did have breakfast. To determine if they are actually retarded, ask them again, but if you hadn't, how would you feel?

Retards are actually incapable of even understanding the question, and when you see their confusion, you have detected a retard.

The IQ of people below 90 is where they lose the ability to understand concepts like conditional hypotheticals.

You can now detect retards!

 

[MrTroll]

Now teach us how to detect Replicants.

 

[Chin of Campbell]

Alternate Method: Do they disagree with me?

 

[NerdShamer]

Retards are actually incapable of even understanding the question, and when you see their confusion, you have detected a retard.

This happens on here on an daily basis.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

also done by spotting anime avatars

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

I just ask if they're American.

 

[AnOminous]

Now teach us how to detect Replicants.

We already have the Voigt-Kampff test, dude. Except I could easily pass that.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Do they like trains?

 

[PFM]

But I specifically remember eating a bowl of frosted mini wheats. I don't understand the question

 

[Niggerfaggot Hunter]

This happens on here on an daily basis.

Yes, yes it unforunately does.

But I specifically remember eating a bowl of frosted mini wheats. I don't understand the question

But if you did not, how would you feel?

 

[Skitarii]

I already have a fool-proof way of detecting retards

 

[PFM]

Yes, yes it unforunately does.

But if you did not, how would you feel?

but I did it was 1 serving. are you calling me a liar?

 

[Niggerfaggot Hunter]

but I did it was 1 serving. are you calling me a liar?

No, I am calling you retarded for pretending to be retarded after OP laid this out.

 

[AnOminous]

Didn't Rachel pass? I forget, maybe she just shot everyone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWK6oSbSKKc

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Are they posting on Kiwi Farms?

 

[AnOminous]

I already have a fool-proof way of detecting retards

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Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Quit talking shit about true & honest fans!

 

[Niggerfaggot Hunter]

Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Quit talking shit about true & honest fans!

"I'm not here to talk about my personal issues I am closing this thread"

 

[WeWuzFinns]

This is great. The question tests their capability to understand simple systems. They are obviously nigger cattle, if they can't see that not eating breakfast would make them feel something like low energy and more agitated.

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

This happens on here on an daily basis.

Are they posting on Kiwi Farms?

Or any other form of social media.

 

[Stabmaster Arson]

Alternate Method: Do they disagree with me?