How to Detect a Retard

[Shitted Scaredless]

I usually just look in the mirror.

 

[Miss Misery]

Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Quit talking shit about true & honest fans!

But if you weren't a True & Honest fan, how would you feel?

 

[Pissmaster]

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I need to start using this.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I'm not so sure I agree.

If one were to ask how a person would've felt if they hadn't eaten breakfast, the question would be confusing and difficult to answer, especially because you're asking about how a person would "feel", which completely enters the realm of absurdity. They're absolutely right, but I did have breakfast. How is an adult recognizing that conjuring fairy tales and pretending they're real makes no sense the sign of a retard?


These sorts of hypotheticals are silly, you would be asking a person to basically cook up a fantasy based upon an entire framework of presumptions. Heck, we're on KF, this is no different than the trannies who concoct entire narratives in their head about how things "would be" if they were "the opposite gender" even though literally nothing they're saying means anything, and their thinking is completely warped by their ongoing unconscious biases.

Imagining situations in that way is like dreaming, it's just a collection of moments highlighted in bold where everything in between is disregarded/left implied regardless of how significant an element it would actually be in reality.
Just like in a dream you could be talking to someone then suddenly be standing at the top of a mountain and skip the climbing part, when you imagine doing things you arbitrarily cut out pieces of the story based upon your own biases and associations, completely divorced from the reality of those pieces when acted out.


If someone can't answer that question I would suggest they were abnormal, and you could say that makes them a retard since disability is determined by public consensus, however I agree with the theory that IQ works on a bell curve; on the lowest end you have people who operate completely by emotion because they are too neurologically inactive to possess an internal monologue.

However on the other end you have those who recognize that human instinct has been developed by the process of natural selection since the dawn of biological life which has been inherited by us, it's a finely tuned system wherein many times thinking will get in your way more than otherwise. If a person is something like a musician or an athlete, they already know trying to think about what you're doing rather than feel what you're doing will completely fuck you up. The less you try to use logic, the better you'll function. The highest level performers in all arenas do not think about what they're doing, they know about what they're doing.


Now obviously you could obviously provide an acceptable social response based upon who's asking and the context, like you could say "I'd be hungry" but that's not answering a question so much as it's socially placating people. What's the point, don't ask me stupid fucking questions.

Point is, words and especially writing are what's retarded.

 

[D_Tractor]

It doesn't mean you are a retard, it means you are an NPC. Feel better knowing you're not a retard?

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatchewan/inner-monologue-experience-science-1.5486969

 

[defbloat]

A lot of people do this so they can endlessly equivocate and hide their true beliefs while still keeping their spot at the table and blabbering, but I guess that would just be pretending to be retarded?

It doesn't mean you are a retard, it means you are an NPC. Feel better knowing you're not a retard?

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatchewan/inner-monologue-experience-science-1.5486969

I still don't buy that there are people out there that have no inner voice or can't visualize an apple in their head. This is a psyop like the golden dress thing, it can't be troo

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I wonder how many Kiwis are asking each other how they'd feel if they didn't eat breakfast yesterday.

 

[TFT-A9]

Does this also mean that these aforementioned retards are incapable of sympathy for others via "put yourself in their position and ask yourself how you would have felt and acted" scenarios?

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Does this also mean that these aforementioned retards are incapable of sympathy for others via "put yourself in their position and ask yourself how you would have felt and acted" scenarios?

That depends on the degree of retard they are.

 

[TFT-A9]

That depends on the degree of retard they are.

I suppose so. I wonder if prosecutors look for retards during jury selection.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

I wonder how many Kiwis are asking each other how they'd feel if they didn't eat breakfast yesterday.

Asked my kid, she looked at me like I was retarded.

Fair enough.

That's kind of what I think of when I read the greentext @Pissmaster posted: these are questions even an average child with involved parents could answer because we tell them "Eat your breakfast or you'll be hungry later" or "How do you think it makes me feel when you do that?"

You need to be taught to think about things or your odds of doing so are much slighter.

 

[Jace E. Denton]

I equate gaming skill with intelligence. A lot of videos games would make pretty good IQ tests since they have puzzles and world exploration type stuff. Stupid people genuinely struggle with basic problem solving in games.

Games also display reaction time and basic tactical thinking, competitive online games require that you be good at prediction and planning.

It also filters out something like ADHD kids because they're known to have their ADHD symptoms under control while playing video games due to all the action going on and shifting scenarios. These same people would struggle to stay focused with any kind of written or oral testing.

There are literally people out there who will die repeatedly on level 1 of a simple Mario game. You can glean a lot from how someone plays a game.

Also according to that 4chan post someone linked, I am some kind of high IQ autist who also possesses empathy. I think and daydream abstractly A LOT, I'm always coming up with mental scenarios and making up fiction in my head for my own entertainment. I like doing realistic 3d mental imaging, my mind's eye works in a pretty detailed way. I've had other people tell me that their mind's eye only works in 2D or that they can't do colors and so their imaging is just black and white or something I guess? That seems like a disability to me.

I might be a retarded niggerfaggot fuckhead turdbrained dumblet...but at least I'm not STUPID.

 

[Niggerfaggot Hunter]

Also according to that 4chan post someone linked, I am some kind of high IQ autist who also possesses empathy. I think and daydream abstractly A LOT, I'm always coming up with mental scenarios and making up fiction in my head for my own entertainment. I like doing realistic 3d mental imaging, my mind's eye works in a pretty detailed way. I've had other people tell me that their mind's eye only works in 2D or that they can't do colors and so their imaging is just black and white or something I guess? That seems like a disability to me.

It is lol.

 

[AnOminous]

This is great. The question tests their capability to understand simple systems. They are obviously nigger cattle, if they can't see that not eating breakfast would make them feel something like low energy and more agitated.

You don't even have to make it offensive, you can formulate the expression any way you like, and their facial expression will tell you they literally can't even comprehend the concept.

Someone should try this on Fat Rick Hamlinson. He may be barely above the IQ you need to understand that. Or he might be barely beneath it. In any event, it could be funny.

But if you weren't a True & Honest fan, how would you feel?

Like a faggot, which I am, I suppose.

Also according to that 4chan post someone linked, I am some kind of high IQ autist who also possesses empathy. I think and daydream abstractly A LOT, I'm always coming up with mental scenarios and making up fiction in my head for my own entertainment.

Let me guess, maybe I'm wrong, but are you one of those autists who gets into imaginary arguments with people and gets actually pissed off by the things you imagine people would say while disagreeing with you, and then you're mad about stuff nobody even said to you?

Or am I the only gaywad who does that?

 

[Jace E. Denton]

It is lol.

that was written by a jealous niggerbitch who can only imagine black and white 2D apples hahahaha

I am a creative whizkid (retard)

 

[Niggerfaggot Hunter]

that was written by a jealous niggerbitch who can only imagine black and white 2D apples hahahaha

I am a creative whizkid (retard)

Hey as long as it doesn't ever get to the point where you can't drive you have fun with being Tony Stark Iron Man with your pop up heads up display while I go detect which colors of berry won't poison the tribe.

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

It doesn't mean you are a retard, it means you are an NPC. Feel better knowing you're not a retard?

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatchewan/inner-monologue-experience-science-1.5486969

Canadians are 100% retards.

 

[A-Stump]

Posting in this thread aren't I

 

[Jace E. Denton]

Hey as long as it doesn't ever get to the point where you can't drive you have fun with being Tony Stark Iron Man with your pop up heads up display while I go detect which colors of berry won't poison the tribe.

I already ate all the poison berries and I saw some shit