How to Detect a Retard

[Shlomosexual]

Canadians might be bad but at least they aren't British

Well, most of them were British retards (except the French ones) so they're retards ethnically due to British heritage and retards geographically because they're mapleniggers.
You could say they're blood and soil retards.

 

[AnOminous]

Well, most of them were British retards (except the French ones)

The French ones are even worse, subhumans who can't even speak the language they claim separates them from the bongs.

They will never be real French people, just twisted mockeries of Francophone perfection. They have no cheese, they have no berets, they have nothing of the genuine nature of actual French people.

True French people spit and jeer at them. They have had many hundreds of white flag wavings and surrenders and can detect a phony frog easily. They recognize Quebecois as the absolutely pathetic jokes they are, not genuine French people. Where is their Champagne? They don't have a bit of it. Is there a single internationally recognized cheese from Quebec? Can they produce Champagne?

Even California produces Champagne, openly spitting on the French legacy, and it even wins awards sometimes.

What is Quebec even known for other than scummy Quebecois psychos like J.F. Gariepy and the incel mass murderer Marc Lépine?

Holy shit the more I think about it, the more utterly worthless Quebecois scum are. What vile, worthless creatures.

Sorry, the mere mention of vermin like the fake French of Canada sends me into a tirade of autism and rage.

 

[Whatevermancer]

They can't learn jack shit. You can explain the same thing to them 5 times in a row, ask them if they understood, they answer yes, you leave and 30 minutes later they come over to you and say:"I'm sorry, could you explain that one more time, please?" And then someone else does the explaining, but it's still pointless.

 

[not william stenchever]

The French ones are even worse, subhumans who can't even speak the language they claim separates them from the bongs.

They will never be real French people, just twisted mockeries of Francophone perfection. They have no cheese, they have no berets, they have nothing of the genuine nature of actual French people.

True French people spit and jeer at them. They have had many hundreds of white flag wavings and surrenders and can detect a phony frog easily. They recognize Quebecois as the absolutely pathetic jokes they are, not genuine French people. Where is their Champagne? They don't have a bit of it. Is there a single internationally recognized cheese from Quebec? Can they produce Champagne?

Even California produces Champagne, openly spitting on the French legacy, and it even wins awards sometimes.

What is Quebec even known for other than scummy Quebecois psychos like J.F. Gariepy and the incel mass murderer Marc Lépine?

Holy shit the more I think about it, the more utterly worthless Quebecois scum are. What vile, worthless creatures.

Sorry, the mere mention of vermin like the fake French of Canada sends me into a tirade of autism and rage.

I feel this way about the actual French and consider the Quebecois more of an inbreed consequence of French malfeasance than a sapient race that can be considered to have agency.

 

[AnOminous]

I feel this way about the actual French and consider the Quebecois more of an inbreed consequence of French malfeasance than a sapient race that can be considered to have agency.

The Quebecois exist so that even the French have someone to look down on (justifiably that is).

 

[teriyakiburns]

The Quebecois exist so that even the French have someone to look down on (justifiably that is).

No no, that's the Waloons, who exist purely to give the French someone who isn't England to mock. Quebecois exist so that the south half of Belgium has something to feel better about, because god knows they have nothing else.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

But what if Sonic got pregnant with Shadow's baby?

 

[innocent jogger]

I have found looking in a mirror to always detect a retard for me. Now stop fucking asking me about my breakfast! Of course I had breakfast!