How to fix restlessness?

[theshitposter]

Tried cold shower, hour long cycling trip

 

[SpotOnTheWall]

Rest.

 

[Kiwi On The Go]

Get someone to bonk you on the head with a frying pan.

 

[Just A Butt]

have hobbies
become medicated
smoke hella weed
masturbate
exercise


any of those might work

 

[Bobby Worst]

Have sex.

 

[NigKid]

Suicide.

 

[theshitposter]

Have sex.

Might as well tell me to touch grass

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Distract yourself by overwhelming yourself with another emotion.

Watch excessively horrific videos. There was a video of a kid falling from a carnival ride recently that should work. Or anger yourself with something that will stir your brain from that restless mindset like a severe injustice (I find the Making a Murderer documentary does this). Cute videos can work too. There's a youtube channel called Kotsumet about the daily life of two asian river otters that make squeaky noises and have stubby arms that could be up your alley. Trick your brain into entering a different emotion.

If you are impatient as well as restless to find the aforementioned material, then try cleaning, aromatherapy, or white noise. Sometimes all one needs is a clean, neutral environment to rest one's mind.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Forever sleep is the only solution.

 

[Red Hood]

Take a lap. Repeat as necessary.

 

[GorillaGhost]

Have sex. It really does help. Just don't knock anyone up. Don't trust birth control or rubbers. By all means use them, just don't expect them to work. They can fail and women often lie to get those betabux for a kid they will brainwash and neglect.