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How to fuck with bogans - Get the fuck out of my driveway.
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Call up some friends, find the asshole that owns the car, use some good 'ol ultraviolence with your droogs.
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A beebee or pellet gun would do nicely against their paint job. Just make sure no one can see you.
Or plant drugs in the car and call the police.
Or plant drugs in the car and call the police.
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Regarding the stickers, do a Stop Xam: https://www.youtube.com/user/stopxamrussia
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Not only do you have to pay the impound fees around here, you have to pay a fine which, after a rash of people blocking people's driveways and demanding money to move, is $1000, on top of the towing and impound charges.
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I had a young shithead living next door for a while, who, along with his shithead buddies, would park in or across my driveway. Trouble was, they were in and out all day,and usually left before the tow truck arrived. I had tried talking to them like a reasonable human being, but shitheads will be shitheads, and on more than one occasion I couldn't enter or leave my own driveway because a shithead's car was parked across it, and I had to go roust them from next door and make them move it.
So I started putting nails in their tires. They couldn't see me from the house next door, so I'd just go out and wedge nails up against their tire treads so when they drove off the nails would puncture their tires, create a leak, and give them at least one flat. I had a big jar of old, rusty nails of varying sizes that I'd found in the garage when I moved in, and I used up a lot of them that way. Before long, all of the shitheads were rolling around on brand new rubber, and it was especially satisfying to put a big nail up against a brand-new tire that replaced one I'd punctured only days before.
Eventually, the shitheads caught on and stopped parking across my driveway, but they never confronted me about it. Since the damage didn't present itself until much later, and at a distance, they couldn't prove it was me doing it. And what were they going to do? Call the cops and say, "I want to report Angry New Ager for sticking nails in my tires whenever I park across her driveway, even though she has repeatedly asked me not to?"
So I started putting nails in their tires. They couldn't see me from the house next door, so I'd just go out and wedge nails up against their tire treads so when they drove off the nails would puncture their tires, create a leak, and give them at least one flat. I had a big jar of old, rusty nails of varying sizes that I'd found in the garage when I moved in, and I used up a lot of them that way. Before long, all of the shitheads were rolling around on brand new rubber, and it was especially satisfying to put a big nail up against a brand-new tire that replaced one I'd punctured only days before.
Eventually, the shitheads caught on and stopped parking across my driveway, but they never confronted me about it. Since the damage didn't present itself until much later, and at a distance, they couldn't prove it was me doing it. And what were they going to do? Call the cops and say, "I want to report Angry New Ager for sticking nails in my tires whenever I park across her driveway, even though she has repeatedly asked me not to?"
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I love America so much. I actually have gotten a few cars towed for parking like retards in front of my house
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Florida. Of course it happened in Florida.
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@LazloChalos and @Autopsy gave me ideas, things like super glue in the door and boot locks, taking the mystery meat waiting for bin day and turning it into a slurry and pouring it into the drainage that goes under the bonnet, etc.
Unfortunately, I'm a goody two shoes and I decided that it'd probably be best if I reported it first, just in case it'd been stolen or something like that, because fucking some poor bastard over when they'd all ready been fucked over is bad form. Turns out that it hasn't been reported as stolen, but it is out of rego. And where it is parked is a double violation. Main Roads will be here to inspect it today, so hopefully the car will be gone sharpish.
This morality bullshit I have is bullshit. I can't do anything creative or interesting.
It's pointless doing that around here. The coppers would just quietly pocket anything shy of a kilo of crystal meth. They'd be flying and we'd be shy for the week. Not much by way of fun, unfortunately.
Fucking awesome.
Unfortunately, I'm a goody two shoes and I decided that it'd probably be best if I reported it first, just in case it'd been stolen or something like that, because fucking some poor bastard over when they'd all ready been fucked over is bad form. Turns out that it hasn't been reported as stolen, but it is out of rego. And where it is parked is a double violation. Main Roads will be here to inspect it today, so hopefully the car will be gone sharpish.
This morality bullshit I have is bullshit. I can't do anything creative or interesting.
It's pointless doing that around here. The coppers would just quietly pocket anything shy of a kilo of crystal meth. They'd be flying and we'd be shy for the week. Not much by way of fun, unfortunately.
Fucking awesome.
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Update: the car's now been reported as stolen. @AnOminous called it. After I rang council, I figured it would be a good idea to take the bricks off of the tyres before the traffic inspector arrived, and at that point I saw that it was unlocked and parked crookedly, jutting into the lane of an intersection that's almost lethal at rush hour. So it's parked in a way that brings it a lot of attention, it's unlocked, unregistered, and according to the counsel inspector, the man who owns it "Lives a fair ways away".
Probably a good thing I decided to give whoever owns it a reasonable chance to rescue the car before I happened to it. All in all it sounds like an attempt at insurance fraud to me, but hey, it could be a legit theft. I was working on a little list of things I could do on the sly and honestly? I was really looking forward to being an arsehole IRL and not just online. Oh well.
Probably a good thing I decided to give whoever owns it a reasonable chance to rescue the car before I happened to it. All in all it sounds like an attempt at insurance fraud to me, but hey, it could be a legit theft. I was working on a little list of things I could do on the sly and honestly? I was really looking forward to being an arsehole IRL and not just online. Oh well.
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Just because the car is stolen doesn't mean the owner isn't an asshole. They probably have it coming tbh.