how to get a girlfriend

[paint huffing shaman]

found some vids about getting girls ,but what else do i need to do to get a woman,also how did you get your girlfriend?








https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIXFd0p-bhU

 

[The Fool]

Why go through the effort of getting a girlfriend when you can become the girlfriend?

 

[Justtocheck]

The first part and one of the hardest is moving out of your parent's home.

 

[Nobunaga]

Just bee yourself

 

[The Fool]

The first part and one of the hardest is moving out of your parent's home.

See, this is fucking bullshit to me. This is what feminism has done to women. I won't date anyone who expects me to move out of my mom's house, won't make me dinner every night, won't cosplay as my waifu, and expects me to empty my piss bottles (not joking, they're legitimately handy when playing TF2). Women have become fucking brainwashed thanks to modern politics and it's disgusting.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

.....

Oh sorry you're not op?

 

[Maskull]

I think the only solution for OP's loneliness is rohypnol.

expects me to empty my piss bottles

This is the deal breaker for me. I've had some of these bottles stewing by my desk chair for years. You can't expect me to just give up something that's not only been a part of me but something that I cherish and have been saving for only the most special of occasions.

 

[Pina Colada]

1. Get girlfriend
2. ?????
3. Profit!

 

[Maskull]

1. Get girlfriend
2. ?????
3. Profit!

I'm afraid you're wrong. Step three is seeing all of your profit disappear.

 

[Blubbles]

First you need to prepare. Make sure you have sturdy fixtures in your basement like a radiator, then purchase a chain...

edit
Here's a guide

 

[Professional Lurker]

Be normal, but then again this is Kiwifarms...

 

[naught sock account 1]

try not to be a turbo-autist...

 

[Maskull]

Be normal,

You're setting the bar so high for @paint huffing shaman he could walk right under it without it grazing his hair.

 

[Zeke Von Genbu]

Try watching anime and see how the harem protagonist ends up with multiple girls lusting for his cock. You need that kind of aura to get women.

 

[Professional Lurker]

You're setting the bar so high for @paint huffing shaman he could walk right under it without it grazing his hair.

I wasn't sure if he was that short or not but now I am! Lucky for him, some girls are into short guys.

 

[George Orson Welles]

I got my girlfriend by destroying her entire family tree, it works wonders.

 

[Ozzigy Osbourne]

 

[Y2K Baby]

I want a girlfriend.

 

[fag0t]

become the gf retards

 

[Un Platano]

i dont reme,ner how i met my curent girlfriend because it hapened when i was realy into jenkem and let me tell U man, were into some real CRAZY shit, jenk does wild things to ur brain and ur life, its worrh trying if nothin else has worked for U.,give it a shot.