how to get a girlfriend

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Dont get a GIRLFRIEND just screw around a lot!
If a Woman becomes your Girlfriend she will get access to your Wallet & that is a big NO NO!

Just live the one night stand life & be happy.
(Relationships are highly overated)...
 
My headcanon is that this r9k poster is not trolling and legitimately lacks any degree of self awareness
 
And remember OP if all the above advice fail then you can always go to Kyrgystan, kidnap a women of your liking off the street from some village and marry her. Her parents and relatives cant refuse because otherwise it would brings great shame to the family.
 
paint huffing shaman said:
ok so i was talking to a girl earlier.and i asked her if she was intrested in being courted,she said of course,so a couple days later i said i dont want anymore dragging around and asked if she wanted to be my girlfriend.she saidf WHAT.then said she if sorry that she is not ready for a relationship,then we agreed to still get to know eachother.so what do you think of this?
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Atta boy, going straight for the juggular. No wasting time here. She clearly doesn't know what she wants. Let her stew on it while you prove your value in other ways. Women love sentimentality. Find out what her favorite song is - secretly, of course - and blast it outside her bedroom on one of them newfangled portable stereo sets. This strategy works even better if you do so while wearing dark colored clothing at midnight, she'll appreciate the discretion.
 
Become a discord mod and groom a teen boy to become a girl, then make them your child bride. Sure they won't be a true and honest lady woman but be real, you aren't gonna have kids of you come here
 
Jebu Nagazi said:
Dont get a GIRLFRIEND just screw around a lot!
If a Woman becomes your Girlfriend she will get access to your Wallet & that is a big NO NO!

Just live the one night stand life & be happy.
(Relationships are highly overated)...
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If you screw around a lot in the modern western world, it's only a matter of time until you get accused of rape.

Just buy a girlfriend, brah. Or start a cult and get yourself a whole harem of mentally broken women.
 
Jokes aside... i think having self-esteem, being honest (not the level of CWC) and act nice in first stance can make a nice social life.
 
depends on age and what you are into.

Make sure that your hygiene (or lack thereof) doesn't drive girls away first. After that go to places where girls may be found (i.e. not the sausage parties) if all else fails, take a trip to Eastern Europe, girls over there are less of superficial sluts, plus chicks dig foreigners (it's genetic).

You can also take dance classes. For a small fee you can touch real girls and most girls like dancing.
 
I will swear by Tinder all day. If you are asking weirdos on kiwifarms for dating advice, I'm assuming things aren't great at the moment. Don't set your standards too high. There are plenty of local hambeasts looking for dick on tinder but also relationships. If you set your standards too high, you will end up with no boyfriend-free-girl. Then in a few years you'll end chugging soy and wearing dresses or going on a rampage.
 
Jeff_the_Thriller said:
I will swear by Tinder all day. If you are asking weirdos on kiwifarms for dating advice, I'm assuming things aren't great at the moment. Don't set your standards too high. There are plenty of local hambeasts looking for dick on tinder but also relationships. If you set your standards too high, you will end up with no boyfriend-free-girl. Then in a few years you'll end chugging soy and wearing dresses or going on a rampage.
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well id dont want ham beast i want normal or just not lard girls,a litte weight is cool just not so much she has double rool,has anyone here sucsessfully sweet talked a girl?

Night said:
I think you have bigger problems than being single.
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what do you mean?
 
paint huffing shaman said:
well id dont want ham beast i want normal or just not lard girls,a litte weight is cool just not so much she has double rool,has anyone here sucsessfully sweet talked a girl?
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Prove you aren't a ham beast or a beached whale with stomach pics with my name written on your abs with a sharpie. No one likes a hypocrite.
 
Girlfriends are overrated. Just find some VTuber that you like and give them your entire bank account. Trust me, getting mentioned by a fat neckbeard LARPing as a loli for donating $1000 is like having sex for the first time -- it's great!
 
Talk to women.

I'm serious.

I have had only one girlfriend in my life, and it started out as a friendship. I invited her to a poker night I was having, and suggested that we see a movie a couple weeks later. I asked if she liked to wear dressy clothes and she did, so the next time we saw a movie she wore a nice dress and I wore a jacket and tie. Keep in mind that I had no idea she was attracted to me during this time.

We went to dinner one night and as she left, she kissed me on the cheek goodnight. We then began kissing each other on the cheek good night after each outing together. She eventually told me she had feelings for me, and a month later--about 4 months after the poker night--I told her I loved her.

We have been together for four and a half years.
 
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